BLIND MAN AND BLONDE JOKE

 

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.

 

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

 

In a very deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things.....

 

1 - The bartender is a blonde gal.

2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.

3 - I am, a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.

5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

 

Now think about it seriously, Mister.  Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

 

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."