1.) You must use odd words such as "tarter sauce".
2.) You must like Weezer.
3.) You don't care what others think of you.
4.) You must have worn the same outfit for at least two days.
5.) You must have no g/f or b/f, unless they are a lork.
6.) You must be square.
7.) You can't be popular.
8.) You must like The Simpsons.
9.) You must appreciate toilet humor.
10.) You must be proud of being a lork.