I'm probably not the only person who gets those weird FunStun.com newsletters. I don't know I subscribed to it in the first place, but they've got my e-mail address now. So I guess I'm pretty much their b!tch until they either stop making the newsletters, or AOL goes out of business and I need to find a primary e-mail address someplace else. I usually just delete the FunStun e-mails unless I'm extremely bored, in which case I'll click the links. But it's never anything interesting! It's always either some gay poem, or a really lame joke....usually about how men are different from women. A typical newsletter from FunStun might look something like this:

Greetings from FunStun!
Fun on a Bun!

Hey gang, it's Monday! The start of a week can be a drag, so these silly links should get your week rolling. They should also get you rolling with laughter!
(yeah right)

Click Here to read a cheesy joke!

Two Great Jokes

Q.) How are men different from women?

A.) One gender usually has a penis, and the other has a vagina!

LMAO!!!!

Just in case your sides aren't splitting yet, here's another fantastic joke!

Q.) How can you tell the difference between a man and a woman just by looking at their chest?

A.) Women have boobs!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!











Or, you can Click Here to read a horrible poem!

A Friendship Poem

You're my friend oh yes you are
Even when we're in a car
One thing that I know is true
No one's a better friend than you!


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Bye gang, have a great day from FunStun.com! Even though we don't give a sh*t about your day, we just care about making these faggety little newsletters!

I dunno about you, but that's what they usually look like when I get them in e-mails. I'm no Richard Frost, but I think it's safe to say that even I could write a better poem than the crappy ones they come up with. And the jokes are so lame that they make me want to barf. And not just ordinary barf in its regular liquid form, I mean the deep flu kind. The kind of puke you get that has those gross little chunks in it that you can feel when you hurl them out. Anyway, I just felt like complaining about the newsletters I get from FunStun, for a while now I've been meaning to complain about this.