
George W. Bush sez...
Never, not even during all my years of wandering Texas in a drug induced stooper, have I ever seen such fine 'mericans. Just watch out, music is a tough business with lots of pitfalls. Contracts, limited budgets, yes men, and even law suits get in the way, like the one against Ozzy for tha' subliminable messages. But I gridesque, I'm g'na roll a doobie for you guys, maybe drink a few beers and take a swim in the dark.

Les Claypool Sez...
I've been to hell, I'll spell it. Spell it K-A-T-A-B-A... ah, screw it, I can't fit this into the rhyme scheme. It's pointless...(pointless). Good tunes though guys.

Dave Mustaine sez...
La,la,la,la,la,la,la... we're more metal than youuuu are! Theres me and, Dave and this other guy, and then this drummer... uh... he looks pretty gay. Okay, okay... Me and Dave are metal awesome, this guy to my left is pretty cool kinda, and then the cheech looking drummer, well, he must be a mistake. 3-outta 4 aint bad though, better than what you got... bitch.

Senor Toaster sez...
El Toast.

Kirk Hammet sez...
IMA GAY,IMA GAY,IMA fllllaaaamin' GAY!!!