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The Train Kept on Rollin'... All Non-Stop!The Defininitive Katabasis Biography
by Iggy Ostrovovich

$300.9T (US)
Spotlight Reviews

All Non Stop?!?!
Reviewer: Tempe Sam

I'm read this book! Twize! It had more chapters than any book I've ever read! Which was my favourite? I dunno. I only read wan. But it got me where I needed to be. The restroom. When I'm done read this book I plan to ride my own. I call it "Leftover Sam and the Leftover Sam Book." Will you by it?!

DISAPPOINTED!!
Reviewer: Shnins "Coolguy" Gookybeak

Honestly! As I sit here with my index finger daintily touching my quivering lip, I can't help but lash out at my obese Japanese chamber maid who just can't seem to dust my hummel collection correctly! But anyways, this book is a sham, everyone knows that Katabasis had a much better creative vision with their first guitarist. An inspired and uniquely handsome young man, with the kind of looks that only orientals could underst- anyways, he jammed out some of the most driving riffs ever! With the force of a... really... forceful........ thing! It was awesome, and then it all went to crap, and it shows in this book. I'm sure he's moved on to better things, and is not bitter at all about the band's success! Seriously, you guys. I couldn't be happier! ERRR, uhh, I mean I, DAMMIT. I hate you guys!

Another Triumph for Ostrovovich!!
Reviewer: Just Nobody Ostrovovich

Iggy Ostrovovich has outdone himself this time. After the soothing, mild success of his first published essay, "Why I am not a Complete and Total Loser" Iggy has come roaring back like some type of book writing lion. The cover, the title, the fonts, the spacing, the margins, all of it: GOLD! Of particular import are his Chapter Headings including such tear jerkers as: 'My favorite pen quit working just now, oh yeah, and Katabasis does something' and the politically charged 'I had to pay taxes AGAIN this year! (feat. Katabasis shows up expecting me to interview them or something)' Iggy has clearly entered a new stage in his career. Here's hoping it's the bonus stage, with all the one-ups and what not.