Quote Page
This is just some random stuff that's been said by me and my buds. We have an entire notebook, but I just picked out a few. I guess this can kind of give you an idea about how we really are.
Fifty bux to jerk off, how cool is that. -random guys on a bus
When you're on drugs, you don't talk about the drugs that you're doing. But about the things that you think about while on them. -me
Will you please go outside to spank each other. -petsmart worker person
Tripping is so scary, it's supposed to be fun. If I knew that tripping was like this then I would do none. -me
Vulva is crayola crayon. -me
It's not like I'm going to take time out of my studying to make bondage rope. -Josh
It's so much easier when you're tripping. -me
You're not putting half my nipple on the internet. -me
You're being chased down the hall by a man with no pants. -Josh
I'm fucking the air we breathe. -Matt
I'm walking! -me
I'm hungry, let's go to Wal-mart. -Josh's roomate
Stop touching me you mustard throwing bastard! -me
Are you hungry? Do you want something to drink? -Josh
My boobs are real..See they're not magnetic. -me
We should go bowling so I can show you how my balls roll. -Seth
I just gave the chair a blow job. -me
I'm sorry I'm long. -Josh
Why do all the cute ones have to be gay? -me
What's half my nipple worth? -me
You should't get an orgasm from potatoes. -Brint
There are chunks in my soda. -me
Fuck you Jeff. -Josh
I can't breathe, I gotta pee. -me
Fuck Chinatown! -me
Girls..Liquidation sale..everything must go! -some sign on a porn store in Chinatown
The letter of the day is three!!-Maureen
All I want are my boobs on tv.-me
How would you like me to shove something long and hard down your throat and squirt creme down it?-JOsh
