Lead Guitar, Backup Vocals
NAME: Kyle David Johnson
BIRTHDATE: 5/1/85
BIRTHPLACE: My mothers vagina
AMBITIONS: To play guitar naked.
TURN-ONS: Guitars and small Circus Midgets.
TURN-OFFS: Liars, cheaters, and stealers.
FAVORITE MOVIE: Rocky 4.
PEOPLE THINK I'M: Stuck up, until they get to know me.