actually, there should be some stories involving the busty lawn gnome, Satan's dim-witted minion, and the conspiritoral something or other in the near future, as soon as i can get those guys to write it :) but yes. come back in whatever your definition of eternity is, and i might just have something. in the meantime, though, you could just like, do something interesting.

If you're having trouble finding something to do, go to
the stupid pastimes on the web-site.