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Girls are such complex creatures, wouldn't you say? I mean, nothing is ever as it really is, and we're just so...well, insecure. About everything. I can't help it, that's just the way I am, and I'm sure a lot of girls feel the same way. I for one, do not like being a girl. Maintainence is the word to describe why. I mean, it takes me an hour to get ready in the morning, even just to stay home. What's up with that? It makes no sense. We should just be able to wash and go. Besides, there's always "that time of the month" that we have to deal with, unfortunately. Thank you, Mother Nature. I swear, if I had something to do with the creation, that sort of thing would have never been thought of. Now, you guys reading this are probably horribly grossed out and extremely nervous, cuz I know you don't like hearing about it, but hey. I gotta address it. Be a man. Live with it.

Now, girls. Don't you just hate it when some twig-like waif comes waltzing in proclaiming to the world that she's horribly overweight? Doesn't that bug you?

I absolutely HATE it when girls do things like that, especially the really really teeny ones. I mean, if they're fat, then what does that make the rest of us, who are by no means smaller than them? It just insults everyone around them.

I also hate it that girls think they have to be thin to get guys, and then all the psychologists and everyone say "Oh no no no, that's all wrong. You CAN be fat and get the guys" when everyone knows that, hey, most males don't like fat girls. Its just a known fact.
~HOWEVER~
Traditionally, guys like girls that have a little meat on their bones. It may be just a primitive instinct thing, but hey, whatever works. Not to say that they like obese chicks, just filled out ones; girls that look like they would survive a winter. The whole "thin as a twig" thing is fine for some guys, I suppose, but from what I've read and the guys I've talked to, they prefer girls who *AREN'T* thin as paper. So. All the better for us insecure girls, and boo to you Kate Moss look-alikes. You suck anyway. Go eat a steak.




I read an article in a newspaper about this issue, and I finally got around to typing it up and I put it on my page. It supports my last paragraph up there and its sort of fun to read. Its by someone named Bill Hall (who i've never heard of, but oh well. its a good article), and you'll find it here.














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