Random Quotes

"My girlfriend broke her leg this weekend so I might have to let her go cuz I'll look funny standing next to her" - Justin Poole
"Cassidy is too lazy to jerk off" - Ace Miller
"Let's have a party and get a bunch of girls drunk and then we can flirt with them" - Danny Boy Watts
"I wanna sleep with Mr. Howell's wife, just to piss him off" - Jonathon Howard
"I don't wanna see anymore John Billy's runing around" - Aaron Buckner Dude
"Am I going out with Adrian Skeeto" - Rachael Rubin
"I don't know if I wanna go out with you so let's just put it into god's hands" - Allie
"Well my dad always smokes a beer whenever he gets really mad" - Jessica Straw
"I've never had a girlfriend, thats really cool though, I should probably do that" - John Tomasello
"I got an idea, let's all make a quick bitch run" - Aaron Buckner
"Where's the sports illistrated swimsuit issue, I wanna see breasts" - Andy
"I'm not good with girls, I'm good with women." - Ian
"Adam, if my hand blows up, my hand blows up." - Robert Winquest
"I don't try at school, I just do my homework and study." - The Jamster
"No, I'm pretty sure it was a girl..." - Sean Miller
"You guys are now in foreign territory." - John's Dad
"Do I have the potential in becoming a drummer?" - Aaron Buckner
"I hate you guys and I'm never hanging out with you again." - John Tomasello
"John, I will NEVER buy a DowNTimE shirt...NEVER." - Jason Fortner
"I have a date this weekend with a GIRL.......and not a guy!! - Brian Seyler
"Trust me, I'm Smart" - John David Gillotte