The History of DowNTimE - From Adam's Perspective
Once there was a dream, a sea mariner, trumpet master, with a whimsical eye for the sort of thing only a 12 year old could love. The dream was a little thing called...MadLessNess. But as the components came together and the sun raised high over the sky... It seemed as though a whisper came from the Australian drummer... we deserve better... and I want more. So in a heart-beat the rugged Canadian and stern witted country boy decided that it was time to name their glorious band blank expression, and with this change of name they went to the hills of chapel... and played their first party.
Their fame spread widely... but they were tormented... they yearned for perfection. So in a flash they found a young redheaded boy... and the four soon set to work on their biggest task yet... playing Little Crazy Christy's party(She's a good kid). The task proved easy...their fame spread more... but a thorn in their side... the one they called Jim... the redhead...if you will...demanded that the songs they play be happy always... so we kicked him out... and went on our way
But all of a sudden...Adam (bass and vocals) wanted to make out with a penguin. John McLaurin (guitar and vocals) tried to light his farts on fire and Cassidy (drums and vocals) yearned for Australia... his homeland.
The penguin left Adam unnoticed... causing extreme mental anguish. Johns attempts to light his farts... ended him up in the hospital... and Cassidy's yearning for his home land left the band torn
their next gig... the field party was a travesty.
The power went out many a times... the drums and public announcement system sucked
and the band was almost torn apart... when... like a bat out of heaven... silver glow over the horizon... a suplex from an obese Japanese person in the rain... a savior came to them a little person by the name of...John David Gillotte
He soon got them what they needed...he posed in the corner of the barn with carrots in his mouth... and when the band looked at him adam realized that there will be other penguins...John realized that bodily excreasion isn't the only thing important in this world... and Cassidy...Cassidy realized that Australia sucks.
They were soon on the long road back to rondemhem and gillote then suggested a change of name... to a whisper.. to a golden pickle holder.. to DowNTimE and with that they went to the icehouse... no john gillote... what could they do?
Just when they were starting to play... like a marshmallow out of my pants... like a Jewish snake out of hiding... John David Gillote appeared through the crowd... and sat down in front of the bass drum and at that moment the dream was realized... and the band played like broken ballet's shoes forged in the Mediterranean sea.
They stood proud... Adam, John, and Cassidy... DowNTimE!