John David Gillotte – The Inspiration


John David Gillotte was born on April 1st in the year of 1985 in New York and was named Herman Gregory Scott. At the age of 5 John’s ingenious dad changed his name to John David Gillotte. When John was in 5th grade he took a ballet class and was accidently thrown on his head by the ballet teacher. He suffered a serious head injury and was in a comma for a month. At the age of 13 John David Gillotte joined the closest monestary about became a monk for half year. He was kicked out after spying on the nuns during their bathing sessions.
John Gillotte can only play one musical instrument but he plays with a passion. He started playing the bag pipes when he was 4 years of age and practiced nonstop.
One fine day, DowNTimE was having an argument during band practice at the barn and they took a break. As they went outside to their horror they saw John David Gillotte sexually harassing a horse. To redeem himself he grabbed some carrots on the wall and stuck them into his mouth. The band laughed histerically AT him and he became the inspiration to DowNTimE.