Kyle Martin - King of All HJs

I'd Rather Die News: January 28, 2004

www.hxcmp3.com/bands/676 - I put up a song from our 2001 demo awhile back, "Ending Reigns." I think we're gonna revamp it and begin playing it again soon. We haven't played it in a long time. Kyle gave it it's title.
WE FINALLY HAVE A SHIRT DESIGN (or at least we thought we did)
Anal Module > Lunar Module > Felkmeister > Andy Felker
Want to play a show with us? Send an email. It's that easy. neevismusic@hotmail.com

06.07.2003 - Friday - WE WERE BOOKED LAST MINUTE. SORRY FOR LACK OF PROMOTION.
Club Essense - 2208 18th St. NW DC
- Show starts at 7pm. $??? cheap. All Ages.
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06.13.2003 - Friday - FRIDAY THE 13TH! COME PARTY WITH Kyle Martin McCrane AKA Clownjuice
Skeeter Velon's Basement - 115 Forest Ridge Drive - Sterling, VA
- Show starts at 7pm. $FREE. All Ages.
- with Mannequin and SAIL - We're playing first so be there on time!

06.24.2003 - Tuesday - CD RELEASE SHOW*****
The Ruritan Club - 183 Ruritan Rd - Sterling, VA
- Show starts at 6pm. $10. All Ages.
- with Evergreen Terrace, Remembering Never, On Broken Wings, Scarlet, Today And Everything After

07.12.2003 - Saturday - COME SUPPORT A NEW VENUE (AND ALSO WATCH JOE FROM METHAL ORANGE MOSH TO OUR MUSIC)
Cedarhurst Unitarian Universal Church aka Cedarhurst Space - 2912 club house road - Finksburg, MD 21048
- Show starts at 4pm. $5. All Ages.
- with Blood Runs Cold, The Economist, Methal Orange, Vanderbilt, Alarmed (We were the last band added so we play first! Get there early.)

07.18.2003 - Friday - CHEAP SHOW, LONGER SETS, KYLE MCCRANE
Sterling Community Center - 120 Enterprise St - Sterling , VA
- Show starts at 7pm. $5. All Ages.
- with Common Effect (you can also catch them on the locals stage at the Warped Tour)

07.25.2003 - Friday - UNDYING HAD TO CANCEL
The Ruritan Club - 183 Ruritan Rd - Sterling, VA
- Show starts at 6pm. $8. All Ages.
- with Saved by grace, Aria, Gadrel, Rifles at recess, Edge of hope, Fierce allegiance - (I think we play 3rd???...not sure...so show up early, because these locals are pretty good)

08.07.2003 - Thursday - OUTDOORS SHOW - MEANING JOE WILL HAVE TO MOSH IN THE GRASS
Lion's Park - Aquia, VA
- Show starts at 5pm. $Whatever you feel like paying. All Ages.
- with Methal Orange, Vanderbilt, Today and Everything After, Craften Layer

08.16.2003 - Saturday - BASEMENT SHOW - OUR FIRST TRIP TO UPSTATE!
Hall of Valhalla - 504 Dryden Road - Ithaca, NY
- Show starts at 7pm. $4. All Ages.
- with Earl's Garage, Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start, Saving Fate, The EU is Delighted - Big thanks to Heidi for putting us on

08.22.2003 - Friday - CANCELLED - RURITAN IS NO LONGER DOING SHOWS, SO UNLESS WE FIND A NEW VENUE QUICKLY THE SHOW IS NOT HAPPENING
The Ruritan Club - 183 Ruritan Rd - Sterling, VA
- Show starts at 6pm. $9. All Ages.
- with Calico System, Forever Is Forgotten, Until She Dies, Beg For Your Life, Chorea

08.25.2003 - Monday - WE HAD TO DROP OFF BECAUSE OF CONFLICTING SCHOOL SCHEDULES
Bull Run Mountain Club - 1811 Ridge Road - Haymarket, VA 20169
- Show starts at 7pm. $5. All Ages.
- with The Accused, Flickerflame, THP, Nurtured By Malevolence

08.29.2003 - Friday - BASEMENT SHOW MEANS LOUD SHOW MEANS FUN SHOW
5247 South 10th Place - Arlington, VA 22204
- Show starts at 6pm. $2. All Ages.
- with Love In The Time of Cholera, Left Unsaid, Silent Catharsis

09.06.2003 - Saturday - MORE NEW YORK FUN - EARLY SHOW
Fulton VFW Hall - 216 Cayuga Street - Fulton, NY
- Show starts at 2pm. $? cheap. All Ages.
- with Alexisonfire, Taken, Amanda Rogers, Eyes Averted, Word As A Virus (we play before Taken, i think)

09.13.2003 - Saturday - COME HAVE FUN WITH KYLE MARTIN AND THE I'D RATHER DIES
Plymouth Haven Church - 8600 Plymouth Road - Alexandria, VA
- Show starts at 6pm. $5. All Ages.
- with Molokai Plus, Draw Your Weapons, Ender, Settle For Nothing

09.19.2003 - Friday - CANCELLED
Somewhere in Stafford, VA
- Show starts at ?pm. $?. All Ages.
- with Methal Orange, Until She Dies, +more

09.27.2003 - Saturday - WE'RE PLAYING "With You It's Like Running Underwater" FROM OUR DEMO, HAHA
Stafford Volunteer Firehouse - 2080 Jefferson Davis Highway - Stafford, VA
- Show starts at 5pm. $5.
- with Edge of Hope, Today And Everything After, Letters From Maderia, In This Life

10.04.2003 - Saturday - HOORAY FOR MORE DRIVING AND OUR FIRST TIME IN PENNSYLVANIA
Club Underworld - Sciota, PA
- Show starts at 6pm. $8 if you show up before the first band - $10 afterwards. All Ages.
- with Across Five Aprils, The Ninth Plague, The Divining, 9 Orders of Angels, Forever is Lost (we play before A5P, i think)

10.08.2003 - Wednesday - "THE DAY AFTER NATHAN'S BIRTHDAY" SHOW - WILL KYLE WEAR A CLOWN SUIT??? TALK TO HIM ON YOUR AOL MACHINES ABOUT IT
Balls Bluff Tavern - 2 Loudoun St. SW - Leesburg, VA
- Show starts at 6pm. $8. All Ages.
- with A Life Once Lost, Chorea, As Autumn Falls, + more (we play before ALOL)

10.14.2003 - Tuesday - KYLE MCCRANE IS A DRUG ADDICTED ROCK N ROLL MANIAC - FEED THE FIRE!
Planet 505 - 505 Wescott S - Syracuse, NY
- Show starts at 7pm. $8. It might be 16+, I'm not sure. Really sorry if it is. Bring your IDs just incase.
- with As I Lay Dying, Haste, From A Second Story Window, The Devil's Discipline (Hoods might be playing???)

10.25.2003 - Saturday - CANCELLED
Outdoor show - Venue Address TBA - Sterling?, VA
- Show starts at 3pm. $FREE.
- with Mannequin, The Hissing Choir, Sail, Worlds Apart, Catalyst, The Madams

10.27.2003 - Monday - CANCELLLED
Charm City Art Space - Baltimore, MD
- Show starts at 7pm. $5 or something. All Ages.
- with On Broken Wings, Boywunder, CANADA

11.07.2003 - Friday - WEEKEND TOUR KICKOFF SHOW - ANDY WILL BE PLAYING NAKED
The Sanctuary - 580 Main Street - Stroudsburg, PA
- Show starts at 6pm. $8 or something. All Ages.
- with They Love They Kill, Angel's Heart, Man vs Machine, Steps to Nowhere, omgMETHAL ORANGEomg

11.08.2003 - Saturday - WE'RE PLAYING A SHORT SET - WE'RE ON AT 5PM - KYLE IS GONNA JACK OFF DURING ONE OF THE BREAKDOWNS
Bottle Rocket Fest @ Idle Kids Community Center - 3535 Cass Ave - Detroit, MI
- Show starts at all day pm. $12 or something. All Ages.
- with Vincent Prices Orphan Powered Death Machine, The Number Twelve Looks Like You, Backstabbers Inc, Ed Gein, A Perfect Murder, tons more WWW.BottleRocketFest.COM

11.09.2003 - Sunday - BASEMENT PARTY
Party Patrol House - 2494 Findley Ave - Columbus, OH
- Show starts at 6:30pm. $3 or something. All Ages.
- with Party Patrol, Rats Into Robots, OMGmethal orangeOMG

11.10.2003 - Monday - THIS SHOW WILL ...a) BE HOT b) BE BEAT c) FEATURE ANDY PLAYING IN AN ASTRONAUT SUIT - WE AREN'T SURE YET
Stafford Volunteer Firehouse - 2080 Jefferson Davis Highway - Stafford, VA
- Show starts at 7pm. $5 or something. All Ages.
- with Calico System, Sinai Beach, Worlds Apart (yo, i heard they play breakdowns)

11.21.2003 - Friday - MOSH @ THE METAL
Sidebar Tavern - 218 East Lexington Street - Baltimore, MD
- Show starts at 9pm. $? or something. All Ages.
- with Premonitions of War, A Perfect Murder, Backstabbers Inc

12.10.2003 - Wednesday - YEAH ITS AT JAXX...IM SORRY
Jaxx - Springfield, VA
- Show starts at 6pm. $10 or something. All Ages.
- with Black Dahlia Murder, Himsa, Three Inches of Blood

We played a show at The Basement in Manasass and I didnt promote it on the site at all. So instead of feeling bad about missing this show, just picture Kyle and Andrew, naked, jacking off onto Andy's chest.

01.02.2004 - Friday - PRESENTED BY SUICIDEGIRLS.COM - GUYS ACTUALLY MASTURBATE TO THIS SITE...
Sidebar Tavern - Baltimore, MD
- Show starts at 8pm or maybe 9. $5? or something. All Ages.
- with The Goons, Bloody Crackdown, Dazy Lays

01.10.2004 - Saturday - ALEXANDRIA IS ALWAYS FUN. KYLE WILL PROBABLY SIGN GIRLS' BOOBS.
Plymouth Haven Church - 8600 Plymouth Road - Alexandria, VA
- Show starts at ?pm. $? cheap or something. All Ages.
- with Molokai Plus, Fabiana And The Super Pals, + more

01.15.2004 - Thursday - LUNAR MODULE WILL BE IN FULL EFFECT - AND 100% NUDE (...AS WELL AS 100% ERECT)
Rezno's - Silver Spring, MD
- Show starts at ?pm. $5 or something. All Ages.
- with Love In The Time of Cholera, INVU

01.20.2004 - Tuesday - TEEN ANGST 4 LIFE. THERE WILL BE A LOT OF HARDCORE DANCING AT THIS SHOW, IM SURE. [ROAR]
Fletcher's - Baltimore, MD
- Show starts at ?pm. $8 or something. All Ages.
- with On Broken Wings, Worlds Apart, + more

01.24.2004 - Saturday - I DIDNT PROMOTE THIS SHOW ON THE SITE AT ALL. MOST AWKWARD SHOW EVER. EVERYONE HATED US.
Sidebar - Baltimore, MD
- Show starts at 8pm. $7 or something. All Ages.
- with Subzero, Inhuman, Slumlords, Backhand, Strike Back

01.31.2004 - Saturday - ROANOKE KIDS...WE'RE THE BAND THAT HAS THE GRAY RAPIST VAN WITH THE LAME CUSTOM LICENSE PLATE. LOOK FOR US.
La Finca - Roanoke, VA
- Show starts at ?pm. $? or something. All Ages.
- with Leona Dear, Remembrance of Autumn, Kill Project, Skylines, Motion Picture

02.13.2004 - Friday - ANDY IS WILLING TO MAKE OUT WITH ANYONE THAT COMES TO THIS SHOW - THEN GIVE THEM A HAPPY ENDING
Charm City Art Space - Baltimore, MD
- Show starts at 7pm. $5 or something. All Ages.
- with The Squints, The Locos, Gozuhakia, Sylvan Screen

02.20.2004 - Friday - ACHILLES FEATURES THE FORMER SINGER OF STANDFAST
Charm City Art Space - Baltimore, MD
- Show starts at 7pm. $6 or something. All Ages.
- with Achilles, Morning For The Masses, more

www.Pheer.com
PS: Contrary to what the title of our page tells you, we do not want you to explode with us, or any other band for that matter. The host that originally set up our page put that as the title and we are unable to change it.

AIM - Talk to Mike about booking.
Kyle :: Vocals - MacWayne........Andrew :: Guitar - dro0x9d9........Andy :: Bass - BassPlayer810........Mike :: Drums - ClownSuit4Life