We're a BAND.
We DON'T play instruments, usually.
Got that one, too?
Very good. You learn quicker than most.
It's not the norm, but we have fun.
Kazoos, tambourines, spoons tapping against water-filled glasses....when will the madness end and people realize that THESE instruments are the mainstays of music?
That's all, thank you. You can go home now.