We're a BAND.
Got that?
Good.
We DON'T play instruments, usually.
Got that one, too?
Very good. You learn quicker than most.
It's not the norm, but we have fun.
Kazoos, tambourines, spoons tapping against water-filled glasses....when will the madness end and people realize that THESE instruments are the mainstays of music?
I'm kidding.
That's all, thank you. You can go home now.