¡!Welcome to The Retard Zone!¡

Hey! Well, this used to be a HANSON webpage...but...ya know, there are like bazillions of them out there..what do I have to compare and compete with? So I made a decision..I would just do a page about..well...the boring life of me!! I have my poems online...I constantly add them...so like if one day you find yourself picking your nose and you realize you have nothing better to do, you can read them..not saying they're GOOD...but you can find out for yourself. =) So just click around...I don't have much but I will be adding more retarded stuff soon! So be sure that you always come back often!! Well, see you dudes..and DUDETTES laterZ!!

Sorry I haven't been updating very much. I've been busy with my retarded life. I go to get online and I find myself doing something else...Sorry about that. I do add poems on a regular basis, yes I know I'm a dweeb, but I'm a self pronounced one! So ha! =) You will find different graphics on my page. I found a site and it's wonderful! If you need some graphics, be sure to check this page out. =) Thanks and come back again...Really. I love your company.

Meet Some of Muh Buddies!
Well, I know I always say that I have no friends, but I do have SOME! So come check em out! Don't worry..they won't bite..well, as long as you won't rile them up! =)
Created on March 2, 2001.

Books Galore
Here is a place to find some of my favorite authors..if you wanna know the kinda stuff I like...clicky~boom on over! Come on over! Come on over bay-beh..alright, someone shoot me now!
Updated on March 2, 2001. I still have to add more...but you can check out what I do have right now.

Holy Shnikies!!
Wanna be on a hottie overload? Great place to come..come here, I mean it...there must be SOMEONE that you see that you think is a major hot-tottie..sheck it out man, sheck it out...
Updated February 23, 2001~New Hottie=)=)

Info About The Nerd
Wanna find out some really retarded information bout this really nerdy chick that runs this really stupid page? Well, all you have to do is clicky-boom here!
Updated February 23, 2001...be sure you check it all out so you can find what I added..=) *Graphics updated*

Um..I have to ask why...
Want to know why the heck I write poems? Maybe what they mean to me and what life means to me? I think it's important that you read this before you ever read my poems. To understand me a little bit more on an "intimate" *not so intimate* level, please click here..you know you want to..=)
Made September 28, 2000. May never be updated unless I want to add something to it =)

My Retarded Poems
Okay, so like if you find yourself so incredibly bored on your journey of this page...sorry, and you can read some poems that my stupid little mind came up with. =) If you want to..don't feel like you HAVE to but if you don't then I'm gonna cry..=( J/k =)
Updated May 18, 2001. I added one more poem, and just did a whole crapload of work on there. I hope it's noticable!! And you can check out the Poem Index of all my poems online. Check it out.

A Weird Story I Wrote
I wrote a weird story..people say it's good, but you can decide for yourself..READ IT! =)

I Like/I Don't Like
I made a "list" of different things that I like and I don't like..click on it, I think you'll find it quite funny. =) And, just laugh, okay?
Created on July 14, 2000.

Babble
Wanna hear some babblings and pet peeves of mine or just crapola? Well, then you found the right place. =)
Updated March 2, 2001. I actually updated this! Wow..=)

Don't think anything of the name of my e~mail..it used to be the title of the HANSON page..but..it isn't now and now it's the e~mail of THIS page! =)

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Thanks so much to. It is a great site and you should check it out when you can because that girl has GREAT graphics.

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No retards were harmed during the making of this page. Just remember this: Retard tested, Retard approved. =) Now that you know this, you should sleep well at night, folks. And this is no way associated with any other retard in this world. It was made by one retard, and one retard soley: ME! Kinda makes you wonder what people are on the internet these days..