The names/words in brackets beside these lads names is an indication of there social status, e.g Rory (Redrum aka guppy) this basically means that my mate rory is also known as redrum cos of his horse like features and guppy because he has the mind span of a gold fish. So let the names Begin.....

Gareth (tits), johnny (dingle)or (big dick), nutts (ugly), aidan (lanky) bud (arrrrrghhhh), Bailey ("Cas-a-nova") mick (the wee Brazilian).....these are my mates who i hang about wif and check out the skankin...

my mates from work, well we have Sean(the b0ss, so he thinks), Gareth (Mack Attack), keith(the real Mcoy), Emmanuel(Blast boy), Rory(Red rum aka guppy), Kevin (big lanky f*cker), Dominic(one ugly bastard), David (Dymps) there is also a good few more but at the min these are the main ones.

At my school, and yes i do mean "my" school i have a good lot of friends which i couldnt be arsed namin but here are some...Johnny (sexy wee cunt), Jamie(the E victim), Daniel (the supplier), there just my main friends but there is also a load of pricks *just kiddin lads* in my class :oP

well thats all about my mates basically...and if u have some how managed to read on of this list off bullsh1t then you are probably asking yourself hasnt this guy got any friends who are girls? well in answer to that i do but i really couldnt be arsed sayin there names cos they are the real bitchy ones and if i forget one of tyhem they will be like "you fucker!!" so i have chose not to include them.,..but as this site goes on they will be made known....