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How do these people survive?
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could
have an
order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets",
said
the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have
six,
nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets,
but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered
six
McNuggets.
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A couple of months ago. I was checking out at the local Foodland with
just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt
close to
mine. I picked up one of those "Dividers" that they keep by the cash
register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After
the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "Divider" looking
it
all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar
code she
said to me "Do you know how much this is?" and I said to her "I've
changed
my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today". She said "OK" and I paid
her
for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.....
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A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive
and
pulling it our very quickly. When inquired as to what she was doing,
she
said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit
card
number, so she was using the ATM "thingy".
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I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. Do you
need
some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the
battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car.
Do
you think they (pointing to a distant convenient store) would have
a battery
to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked. "No,
just
this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me.
As I
took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't
you
drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk.
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Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day
she was
typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing
paper.
What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told
her.
With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper,
put it
on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
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I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was
towed
into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair
and
the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister". I asked
the
manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise
control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.
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