Liz's Top Tens
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* 10 things i hate about u {Britney spears}
10.she is to chep to get a real boyfriend
9.she dances like a cow
8.her songs are like a bunch of crap
7.she sings like a but hole
6.she looks like a bunch of shit
5.she i more plastic then a Barbie doll
4.did i say she is to cheap to get a real boyfriend
3. her make-up looks like makers
2.it looks like she made her dress and pants with tape in the dark
1.SHE IS A BITCH
0.she a ho hey ho hey ho
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TOP TEN TO NOT DIS BRIT:
10. Your jealuous
9. She's hot
8. Your NOT
7. She gives us teens a goal to reach for, do your best in everything
6. She has kewl songs, i know most of them
5. She is P
4. H
3. A
2. T!!!!!!!!!
and the number ONE reason that you shouldn't dis brit- I will hunt you down and kcik you ass!!

The top ten reasons Justin dates britney!
10. To cover up his sexuality
9. So he can swap stories with the guys
8. It's good for press(it keeps both of them in the spot light)
7. He wants an easy lay at the end of the night
6. He wants an easy lay in the morning
5. Since they are both on tour he doesn't have to put up with her everyday
4. She doesn't wear much when it comes to clothes in public so imagine what she wears in private
3. Guys have this thing about breasts and well hers are large even if they aren't natural
2. She has enough money that she doesn't want to be paid for sex.
1. Let me put it this way "Britney is so stupid she stand on a street corner with a bag of chips yelling free lays!"
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Top Ten Reasons Why we LUV Britney SOOOO much (yea right)!
10.She's not doing anything wrong...she's just paying those men to be in her bed room, nothing else(way to much sarcasm to hadle, am I right)
9.She is a great person to look up to (watch the next generation will be a real Molon Rough).
7.Instead of shredding my homework my dog shreds her poster(if I were a dog I'd be afraid it would bit back).
6. Her overly tight close will cut off blood supplies to her brain (wait that already happened).
5.She makes the greatest dart board.
4.One day she'll over do it and her implants will finally make her tip over on stage.
3.She's such a GREAT singer that we want to rip our hair out.
2. Barbie actually looks proportional for once.
1.One day when she finally Stops being a slut Hell WILL frezz over.

Top 10 Uses for a Britney Spears Poster
- 10: If need be kleenex
- 9: Packing paper for when your moving
- 8: A door mat
- 7: Paper for spit wads
- 6: Toilet paper
- 5: Fire starter
- 4: Paper for a paper snow ball fight
- 3: Wall paper for the criminally insane
- 2: A kitty litter box liner
- And the number one use is...... A dart board
Top Ten Things To Do With A Britney Doll
- 10: Crash test dmmy (even though the real thing would work better...)
- 9: Use the doll to practice your hairstyling and cutting techniques
- 8: A model for a halloween costume if your going as a slut
- 7: Channel changers for when shes on TV
- 6: Use it to follow the directions in the song
- 5: Dive toys at the pool
- 4: Headless paper weights
- 3: Two words Fire crackers
- 2: Target practice for your beebee gun
- number1.......... a chew toy for your dog
Top 10 Reasons to Dis-Britney
- 10: How many songs can there be that go to number one and still sound the same (wait a second i don't know cuz her songs aren't exactly getting there any more)
- 9: Guys pay more attention to her than their girl friends
- 8: She's fake
- 7: She's dumb enough to get hit in the head with a camera
- 6: Her voice is just annoying
- 5: She thinks she's all that(but we all know shes NOT!)
- 4: She wears clothes that are too tight for her
- 3: She can't sing
- 2: They play her on Disney Channel despite the fact shes a bad influence on all these little kids
- and the number 1 reason to dis britney: because she can't write her own songs, and the things she tries to write totally suck, but she has her Mickey mouse club career to keep her going..Wait thats already over DARN!