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Random Arugments: Episode 1

It's July 16, 2003

Rhythm: "I'm telling you, the show hasn't started yet! I would have heard the camera guy!"

Spice: "Rhythm, he just said it started! You are such an idiot! WHY did I have to do this? WITH YOU!? This is pure torment..."

Rhythm: "Well let me guess, Jazz pushed you into this right?"

Spice: "Well he did for you too! And you call yourself the 'Older' brother! He pushes you around sooo easily!"

Rhythm: "Does not! Now, can we start this? I want to get this over with."

Spice: "You and me both..."

*Theme Song plays over the background of the argument*

Rhythm: Allright, hello and welcome to my worst nightmare...

Spice: OUR worst nightmare. *glares at Ryth*

Rhythm: *flat look* whatever. as far as i'm consirned you aren't here and this is all just a horrid dream. *razzes* Anyway, we take people's questions and well try to answer them as civilly as possible. *snorts* Like that's gonna happen.

Spice: Yeah because you aren't "Civil." *rolls optics* Anyways, this weeks question was on the "relationship" I have with Rhythm's brother, Jazz. How the two are related... I will never know...

Rhythm: *snorts* What Jazz ever saw in YOU I'LL never understand. -_- *leans on the arm of his chair* Yeah, what what kinda *acts out the quotation marks* "RELATIONSHIP" do you two have anyway? ~_^

Spice: *snorts and leans back in her chair* Why do YOU want to know so bad anyways? I sware you hover over poor Jazz like he's you son! He's your younger brother, NOT a child ya know. XP

Rhythm: *flat look* Okay, so i'm a little protective, y'know you would be too if you went through what we did! Besides! I'm his only guardian, so I have to look out for him. *nods to himself in self satisfaction*

Spice: *mutters* Poor guy... *smirks and leans formard* Well, what do you THINK our relationship is like O' Protector?

Rhythm: *flat look* I don't know, but i want to know. -_-

Spice: *sighs* Well, it's just what you think ok? He's my boyfriend. End of story. *crosses her arms and leans back*

Rhythm: *smirks a bit* I think it's a little more than that. *shudders a bit* How I can BEAR to visualize that is just...sickening. XP

Spice: *tilts her head* Now what do you mean by that? What more could our relationship possibly be? *smirks*

Rhythm: *blinks and sees Jazz in the sidepannel shaking his head* *sighs* nothing. XP I was mistaken...*coughs a bit* O:-)

Spice: *smirks and nods* See what I mean? Jazzy has you on a SHORT leash! *smiles at Jazz and blows him a kiss* Geeze, I love my job... *interlaces her hands behind her head and grins annoyingly at Rhythm*

Rhythm: *glares* Would you SHUT UP!?! I can push him around any time I want! iIt's just i have more respect for him! *glares* And a HECK of a lot more than I do for YOU! XP

Spice:OOOoo did I push a button Rhythm? *snickers* Ok ok... So. Anything else you wanted to know? *grins*

Rhythm: *glares* no. -_- if i want any more information i can pound it out of Jazz...*shoots jazz a cold grin* >X)

Spice: *snorts* Yeah, so, I can sick Grimlock on ya? Oh yes, can I please? *smirks*

Rhythm: *nervous look* I'm not afraid of that dimwit Dino...-_-'

Spice: Oh please! You're scared of him! Heck, you're scared of Swoop! *snickers*

Rhythm: *voice squeeks a bit* I AM NOT!!!! *coughs a bit and tries to return to being mocho...* I am not. -_-''

Spice: *Laughs so hard she falls out of her chair and rolls around laughing* YOU ARE!!! XD

Rhythm: *growls* I AM NOT AFRAID OF THOSE STUPID DINOBOTS!! I'M NOT AFRAID OF ANYONE OR ANYTHIN!!!! -_-'''

Spice: *tries to stop laughing* Geeeze! You are SUCH a Mech! Can't you take a JOKE? *giggles*

Rhythm: *glares* stupid femme...-_-''

Spice: *giggles and gets back up in her chair* Why do you hate me soooo much? *grins*

Rhythm: *flat look and goes to say she's taken his brother away but settles for something else* You're you. -_-

Spice: Uh huh... there's more than one huh? *leans back being a little more serious*

Rhythm: no....*coughs a bit and gets a bit more serious too fidgeting*

Spice: No... there is more... does it have anything to do with Jazz? *looks over her shoulder and sees Jaz has left and went to the back*

Rhythm: no...-_-'

Spice: *sighs* Ok fine. *rolls optics and mutters* Mechs...

Rhythm: *sighs glad to get away from that topic* Okay.....so.....anything else with the questions?

Spice: Nope... not unless you have one for me. *smiles a bit*

Rhythm: *blinks* Is that suppost to be an invatation? *grins* Cuz i don't think Jazz would be to happy knowing you've been cheating on him. Then again I wouldn't blame you. *snorts and puts his hands behind his head being smug*

Spice: *jaw drops* WHAT? I HAVE NOT! YOU JERK! *Glares deeply at him* WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK THAT!?!?

Rhythm: *breaks out laughing, sounding a bit like Jazz* GEEZE, OH PRIMUS, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE I PULLED ON YOU,HA!!! XD *LOL*

Spice: *Glares and gets up slowly and pushes his chair over* JERK!! -_-

Rhythm: GAH!! O.o *falls over and snorts* XP oh whoopity. It's not like you didn't do the same thing to me. -_-

Spice: I DIDN"T! *snorts and puts her hands on her hips* That was mean! XP

Rhythm: Yeah I know. *snorts* but hey, i'm just that kinda mech. >X) *grins and gets up fixing his chair*

Spice: Oh yeah, you're something alright... *snorts and sits back in her chair* XP

Rhythm: *grins* Yeah I know, no puns. -_- Anyway. What now?

Spice: *snorts* Uh huh... So. This show is supposed to be about me and Jazz so if you don't want to know anymore, move on huh? I dunno ;)

Rhythm: Yeah I guess we could move on to the next question....unless that's the end...? *hopeful look* Spice: *shrugs* You gotta ask me if you want any more so if not, move on. *smirks*

Rhythm: *grumbles* -_- I hate you.....so what's next on the agenda oh Dear Co-host? -_-

Spice: Gee, Love you too. *Razzes and looks at the paper* Uhhh... HA! Next question is why you're still single! XD *LOL*

Rhythm: you're joking.....-_- *tries to get the paper*

Spice: *grins and hands him the paper* Seee? Our viewers want to know why your a LOSER! *snickers*

Ryth: *makes the paper into an airplaine and chucks it at her* -_- because all the femmes I've been with have been brats! And I'm NOT A LOSER!! -_-

Spice: *snickers and leans close to the camera* Translation: Rhythm is a loser who can't find a date! *snickers*

Rhythm: *glares* SHADDAP!! *kicks her chair over* -_-

Spice: *falls over giggling* Awhhh Ryth, I'm just messin' with ya! *snickers*

Rhythm: *glares* Well i'm tired of it. -_- Besides why does anyone wanna know about my personalife? XP

Spice: *snickers* The same reason you want to know about me and Jazz. *grins*

Rhythm: *flat look* whatever. -_-

Spice: *sighs* Ok well that's the show! See ya next time people!

Rhythm: Next time...? *groans*

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