Your momma don't wear no socks
A-ding-dong
I saw when she took them off
A-ding-dong
She threw them over the fence
A-ding-dong
And the neighbors haven't been there since
A-ding-dong-dong-dong-dong-a-ding-dong-dong-dong-dong-a-ding-dong
Your momma don't wear no socks
A-ding-dong
I saw when she took them off
A-ding-dong
She threw them in the lake
A-ding-dong
Now all the fish are dead!
A-ding-dong-dong-dong-dong-a-ding-dong-dong-dong-dong-a-ding-dong
Your momma don't wear no socks
A-ding-dong
I saw when she took them off
A-ding-dong
She threw them in the air
A-ding-dong
And all the birds need Medicare
A-ding-dong-dong-dong-dong-a-ding-dong-dong-dong-dong-a-ding-dong