
Girl Scout camp boom-boom-boom!
Girl Scout camp boom-boom-boom!
The buses that they give us,
They say they’re mighty fine!
But when they turn a corner,
They leave a wheel behind!
Oh, I don’t wanna go to Girl Scout camp!
Gee Mom, I wanna go, but they won’t let me go!
Gee Mom, I wanna go hoooome!
Girl Scout camp boom-boom-boom!
Girl Scout camp boom-boom-boom!
The uniforms that they give us,
They say they’re mighty fine!
But me and my best friend,
Both fit into mine!
Oh, I don’t wanna go to Girl Scout camp!
Gee Mom, I wanna go, but they won’t let me go!
Gee Mom, I wanna go hoooome!
The leaders that they give us,
They say they’re mighty fine!
But when they take their make-up off.
They look like Frankenstein!
Oh, I don’t wanna go to Girl Scout camp!
Gee Mom, I wanna go, but they won’t let me go!
Gee Mom, I wanna go hoooome!
The bathroom that they give us,
They say they’re mighty fine!
But when you sit upon them,
They suck up your behind!
Oh, I don’t wanna go to Girl Scout camp!
Gee Mom, I wanna go, but they won’t let me go!
Gee Mom, I wanna go hoooome!
The lemonade that they give us,
They say it’s mighty fine!
But when you take a sip of it,
It tastes like turpentine!
Oh, I don’t wanna go to Girl Scout camp!
Gee Mom, I wanna go, but they won’t let me go!
Gee Mom, I wanna go hoooome!
The cookies that they give us,
They say they’re mighty fine!
But one rolled off the table,
And killed a friend of mine!
Oh, I don’t wanna go to Girl Scout camp!
Gee Mom, I wanna go, but they won’t let me go!
Gee Mom, I wanna go hoooome!