
This song is sung to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It"
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap, bar of soap
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap, bar of soap
Oh I’d slippy and I’d slidey over everybody’s hidy
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap, bar of soap.
Oh I wish I were a little mosquito, mosquito
Oh I wish I were a little mosquito, mosquito
Oh I’d bitey and I’d bitey under everybody’s nighty
Oh I wish I were a little mosquito, mosquito.
Oh I wish I were a little English sparrow, English sparrow
Oh I wish I were a little English sparrow, English sparrow
Oh I’d sitty on the steeple and I’d spitty on the people
Oh I wish I were a little English sparrow, English sparrow.
Oh I wish I were a little juicy orange, juicy orange
Oh I wish I were a little juicy orange, juicy orange
Oh I’d squirty squirty squirty over everybody’s shirtey
Oh I wish I were a little juicy orange, juicy orange.
Oh I wish I were a little bottle of pop, bottle of pop
Oh I wish I were a little bottle of pop, bottle of pop
Oh I’d go down with a slurp and come up with a burp
Oh I wish I were a little bottle of pop, bottle of pop.
Oh I wish I were a little hunk of mud, hunk of mud
Oh I wish I were a little hunk of mud, hunk of mud
Oh I’d go ooey and I’d gooey under everybody’s shoey
Oh I wish I were a little hunk of mud, hunk of mud.
Oh I wish I were a little striped skunk, striped skunk
Oh I wish I were a little striped skunk, striped skunk
Oh I’d sit beneath the trees and perfume all the breeze
Oh I wish I were a little striped skunk, striped skunk.
Oh I wish I were a fishy in the sea, in the sea
Oh I wish I were a fishy in the sea, in the sea
Oh I’d swim nudey nudey nudey without my bathing suity
Oh I wish I were a fishy in the sea, in the sea.
Oh I wish I were a little foreign car, foreign car
Oh I wish I were a little foreign car, foreign car
Oh I’d go speedy speedy speedy over everybody’s feety
Oh I wish I were a little foreign car, foreign car.
Oh I wish I were a little girly scout, girly scout
Oh I wish I were a little girly scout, girly scout
Oh I’d go tramp tramp tramp through the boy scout camp
Oh I wish I were a little girly scout, girly scout.
Oh I wish I were a little green latrine, green latrine
Oh I wish I were a little green latrine, green latrine
Oh I’d smell out all the camp, especially when I’m damp
Oh I wish I were a little green latrine, green latrine.
Last Verse
Oh I wish I were a little radio, radio
Oh I wish I were a little radio, radio
Oh I’d go on with a CLICK and off with a