Spam spam spam spam spam.....

I HATE spam.

Wonderfully delicious and deluctable spam.

I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!!!!

I really like spam. Spam is delicious.

I hate spam. Spam has got to be the most disgusting thing on the planet, next to cat food. This vile and toxic substance is capable of peeling paint off of a barn door. Fishy. Gross. Degenerative. Vomit inducing. Spam is capable of spawning bowel demons in your, well, bowels. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ..........................................

IMPORTANT NOTICE:

We're sorry, but the man responsible for the previous ranting, has been sacked. Enjoy your spam.

Doesn't this just look delicious? Mmmmmmm..... spam....

Mmmmmmm.... looks good....

ANOTHER IMPORTANT NOTICE:

The man responsible for the sacking of the man who has been sacked, has been sacked. The sacking of the man who was originally sacked was a mistake on the webmaster's part. I am ashamed. The problem has been delt with, however. The webmaster has been sacked.

Three Reasons to dislike spam:

Your cat likes it.
It is the official food stuff of "Spammers." Nobody likes those.
It is in line with the Funguses.