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"Hey Jason how big was your cell?"
"Umm, bout 9 by 9."
"Oh, nice, mine was 10 by 10.. No big Deal"
-Matt Omer


"Eat my ass with a spoon, Treat it like a Snack Pack."
-Gutmann



"Sigma Chi, A sunny place for shady people."
-Unknown


"I think the midgets in our pledge class bring the most to the table"
-Spike


"I just found a package of hot dogs in my back pocket, It's like treasure!"
-Sullivan


"Ride or Die for Sigma Chi"
-Matt Evans


"I'm gonna drink my nutsack off"
-Gutmann


"She'll Suck my dick so hard I'll bleach her teeth"
-Robby Jay


"So I went up to these three girls, and I guess I just knocked one of 'em out. If anyone messed with one of my friends, I'd eat their face!"
-B. Miller


"My asshole is like a werewolf"
-Genova


"Hey, let's go haze that nun!"
-Gutmann


"With a busted lip and a broke dick..."
-B. Miller


"I think we should just steal alcohol, it's cheaper than buying it"
-Finkle


"I've had outstanding warrants for 90% of my college career"
-Jason Klein


"My balls are the size of watermelons and they have no hair on them, what should I do?"
-Brett Evans


Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation? "No, I don't listen to hip-hop."
-Trujillo