"Hey Jason how big was your cell?"
"Umm, bout 9 by 9."
"Oh, nice, mine was 10 by 10.. No big Deal"
-Matt Omer
"Eat my ass with a spoon, Treat it like a Snack Pack."
-Gutmann
"Sigma Chi, A sunny place for shady people."
-Unknown
"I think the midgets in our pledge class bring the most to the table"
-Spike
"I just found a package of hot dogs in my back pocket, It's like treasure!"
-Sullivan
"Ride or Die for Sigma Chi"
-Matt Evans
"I'm gonna drink my nutsack off"
-Gutmann
"She'll Suck my dick so hard I'll bleach her teeth"
-Robby Jay
"So I went up to these three girls, and I guess I just knocked one of 'em out. If anyone messed with one of my friends, I'd eat their face!"
-B. Miller
"My asshole is like a werewolf"
-Genova
"Hey, let's go haze that nun!"
-Gutmann
"With a busted lip and a broke dick..."
-B. Miller
"I think we should just steal alcohol, it's cheaper than buying it"
-Finkle
"I've had outstanding warrants for 90% of my college career"
-Jason Klein
"My balls are the size of watermelons and they have no hair on them, what should I do?"
-Brett Evans
Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation? "No, I don't listen to hip-hop."
-Trujillo