A duck-billed platypus.
A cool anatomical drawing of a platypus. 
Hey, I noticed nobody's been signing the guestbook. Do so now, or I'll burn down your house.
Current picture theme: Platypi (I know it's incorrect, but it sounds cooler)
Sign the guestbook now! I command it.
My favorite bands are: Dave Matthews Band, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Green Day, Nirvana, Weezer, Phantom Planet, Reel Big Fish, Less than Jake, Goldfinger, Blind Melon, Crash Test Dummies, Incubus, Something Corporate, Bad Religion, Beatles, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Smashing Pumpkins, Count Basie, Glenn Miller, Ben Folds, Sublime, Rage Against the Machine, Radiohead, Jimmy Eat World, Dream Theater, Swingfield Big Band, etc., and very many more.
Favorite authors: Michael Crichton, Orson Scott Card, Harry Turtledove, Piers Anthony, Arthur C. Clarke, Robert Heinlein, Larry Niven, Frederik Pohl (somewhat), more
Favorite book: (it changes often) The Fountains of Paradise (Clarke) or Stranger in a Strange Land (Heinlein)
Favorite Hobby: You tell me
Favorite Composer: Tchaikovsky, Ravel, or Mozart
Favorite Comic Strip: Foxtrot, Dilbert, Crippling Depression, or Doonesbury
Favorite Animal: Canis Familiaris
Favorite Place: Somewhere North, most definitely not Texas
Favorite Song: Ants Marching (DMB)
Favorite Thing in General: Stretching
Most Hated thing: Religious zealots
Favorite humor site: Satirewire (They shut down! A travesty!)
Favorite humor author: Douglas Adams (Hitchhiker's Trilogy)
Favorite Country: Don't really have one, Sri Lanka sounds interesting tho
Favorite (Fill in Blank, I couldnt think of one):(response to filled in blank)
I am!
My Links
My Poems
My Quotes
Joey's Site (defunct)
Chelsea's Site( (defunct)
Jackie's Site (unupdated, most likely defunct)
Satirewire (defunct! Let us mourn the loss!)
Email: the eight-footed man Some cool platypus art.
Some platypus cartooning.
An awesome origami platypus.
