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This is a parody of the Jack Johnson song "posters"

Reaching for the shelf,
Looking for the Keebler elf
Because the stuff that’s in his fridge don’ta looka very good at all.
So he grabs it up and throws it in;
Looking back, it rattles in;
Standing on the buggey cause yah know he ain’t very tall.

He gets his tuna from a can
Hey man, it’s better than Spam;
He loves the Aunt Jemima lady but the lady don’t love ‘em at all.
And when he’s not lost
He’s at the junk food shelf
Yah know, yah might just hafta say he’s in love with the Little Debbie girl.

Laughing at himself,
a’wishin’ he was somewhere else
Cause the checkout woman saw him eat a grape off the “fresh produce” wall.
So he pulls it out, wipes it off and then
Puts it back and gives a grin,
Laughing to himself because he knows she won’t care at all.

Caught up at the end
Of the aisle, can’t get in
And the next thing you know man there ain’t no milk left at all.
And as he passes by
He gets some puppy chow
Cause when the puppy dogs bark, oh man, they bark so loud.

And if it ain’t this then it’s that, as a matter of fact,
He hasn’t had a day to react,
To the lack of food he had in his pantry.