The G-Boy Squishy Feelings Corner

Psycho Rodent: Good morning/afternoon/evening, loyal GW fans! Today we all have the treat of listening to your problems, real or imagined, and having them shot down by our much-loved bodacious G-Boys!

Wufei: *Groan* Must you scream? Must all of your satements be announced by obnoxious punctuation?!

Psycho Rodent: ............No. My apologies.*SNIFF*
Quatre: Wufei, that was uncalled for. We're supposed to be creating a gentle environment where we can all feel free to express ourselves.
Psycho Rodent: *mumbling* ...uncalled for...

Duo: That's right, Wu-man, apologize to the...um...*awkward moment*...la...gent...host.

Psycho Rodent: *still mumbling* ...apologize...

Wufei: Listen, Braid Boy, this...unidentifiable rodent of unknown gender ...has treated us without honor or respect for its entire fanhood. It's times like these that I truly regret the loss of our gundams. *turning to glare distastefully at Psycho Rodent* This one would have made quite an impressive puddle.
Quatre: *the pain is evident in our pilot's eyes* Wufei, please.

Heero: Shut up, all of you.

Psycho Rodent: Thank you.

Heero: Shut up.

Psycho Rodent: *whimper*

Trowa: Dear GW fans, send in your views and questions on life.

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Quatre: Well put.

Trowa: Thanks.



(The screams in the background pick up where they left off.)
Quatre: Urgh. Like Trowa said, please share your questions with us. Click here to send them in.
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Dear Dr./Mrs./Mr./Ms./Miss Psycho Rodent, my best friend is leaving for most of the summer soon. She is going to be far away from home and I was wondering if would be socially acceptable to kill off her younger brother(accidentally of course) while she is indisposed? Sincerely, A Concerned Friend P.S. You misspelled concientiously and doubt in your update. :)


::Dear "Minami",::


Stay the heck away from your friend's brother!!!
Yours truly, Psycho Rodent. PS- It is spelled "conscientiously." So nyah.

Quatre: Come now, "Minami"... Psycho Rodent's little brother isn't so bad....

Wufei: NOT SO BAD???!!! "Minami!" Kill the little beast!


Dear Dr./Mrs./Mr./Ms./Miss Psycho Rodent, I have a a life-changing question. I can't remember my name. People keep calling me different things but I can't tell which one is my real name. Can you help me?

::Dear Kita, if that is your real name...::


Quatre:...How did you manage to forget your own name?

Trowa:.......I remember a similar incident...

SILENCE


Trowa:...Do you have a lost sibling who you don't in fact know is your sibling who can take you under his/her wing to work at the circus?

SILENCE


Psycho Rodent: ...Oi...