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U11/111erlksdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfsfsdfsdfasdf 11/30/04 Today is the Last day of November!!!! Yippee!! Just kidding, I don't care what day it is. Anyway I added a crapload of art to the art section. If you can define a crapload as only three pictures.....
11/29/04 You know its been 21 days since I updated this crap hole. I finally decided to add some shit because of a stern email I received from Jack stating:
"DMAN IT CHAZ update your web site!!! you have had halo 2 coming out in 5 days for almost a month now! stop playing for an hour and update that shit"
Everyone knows that they should listen to Jack because once he takes over the world, everyone who wasn't on his good side will be totally fucked.
I added an art section. So far there's only one piece of art, but send me anything you want put up and I'll put it up. I've also been commanded by a select few to not only list the badasses but explain *why* they deserve the god-like title of badass. So I think I'll work on that. Two more badasses have also been added. J Fish and Mr. Z.
Also, DO NOT COME BITCHING TO ME THAT YOU DON'T HAVE A PARAGRAPH WRITTEN ABOUT YOU IN THE BADASS SECTION. I'm not done yet. Writing is like farting. If you force it, you'll just make a mess.
11/04/04 Today I added Tracy and Paul to the badass list and Nick K. is now available to be contacted. The Milk and Cereal song is also now on the links page.
Right now I'm pissed off that I went to Jewel and the first thing I see is all the god damn Christmas decorations. Its NOVEMBER FOURTH for christ sake. Christmas is 51 days away. I'm barely over Halloween yet. I don't want to look at reindeer while I'm eating candy corn and popcorn balls. Actually popcorn balls suck ass. Only people who are too cheap to buy REAL candy give those out.
Oh, and Jack cleaned the fry hopper yesterday. I was awestruck.
Halo 2 in 5 days!!!!
11/01/04 Today I'm starting my Halloween candy diet. I also plan on adding an articles section to the site, so send my anything that you feel is relevant.
10/30/04 So today I went to see "The Grudge" right? It is definitely going on my list of movies that have raped me in the wallet. It said it was based on a Japanese movie made by some Japanese guy. He obviously isn't a baddass because then he wouldn't be out wasting my precious time writing crappy movies and the importing them into the united states and further rotting my brain. The script must have about ten pages long. It basically just Asian people engaged in idle chatter, a haunted house, and a few zombies. Lather, rinse, and repeat.
I founded a dread lock in my hair today. Its probably there because I never comb it because its too hard. Halloween is tomorrow and I actually don't even care.
I also added the links section today. sdfsdfsasdfasdfasdfas10/29/04 No updates today really but someone was bitching about having a problem being validated by the triumvirate or certain members of said triumvirate. If this is the case then fuck you because you're obviously not a badass at all if you question the badass status factor of another. Something's also fucked up with the formatting on the tables for the index page and the example page so I'll have to get around to fixing that...
10/28/04 Agguirre was bitching at me so I put him back on the list, but he better behave himself or there's going to be trouble. Big trouble. That's all I have to say about that.
10/27/04 Today is outrageous value day at McDonalds, so go get yourself a $.39 hamburger or a $.49 cheeseburger, limit five per person, per visit. In other news, I put dates next to the baddasses' names to give everyone a sense of order and where they belong in hierarchy of project badass's large society. It works like seniority, except this actually means something. I also added the 'contact a badass' section, so be sure to check that out, and maybe even contact a badass.
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