Classroom Behavior Essay

This essay was written by me as a punishment for my entire science class. Even though I had no part in the whole thing, I still had to do a one-page essay.

Classroom behavior. It is possibly one of the most important things on the face of the Earth. Without it, our world would be a scary and dreaded place to be. Thankfully, there are a few who manage to learn the ways of the good. These pioneers experiment with the art of rule bending, just to see what it is like to be popular. None of us like it.

Each day, a good kid always follows his and/or her teachers rules so they can learn useful (sometimes not) things to use in the real world. They also do this becuase they realize the importance of an education, unlike the normal (popular) kids, who don't seem to grasp the concept of 'education = moola, Benjimans, dough, money.' And why do I say this? It is elementry my dear Watson, it is because normal kids always seem to act out of line in some way or form, ignoring the most important thing in their life.

Classroom behavior also carries the responsibility of making sure that all work is completed. No one wants a bad grade to show to the colleges... or do they?

But the most important thing is that a part of classrom behavior is being quiet and following the laws of the land. If people would just simply sit there and keep their traps shut, everything would be fine. No arguments would happen, no outbursts would happen, no phine calls home, and best of all: I get my education! I can understand a few jokes here and there. But some people just do not get it!

Manners are also a part of this. Holding the door open for ladies and always showing repect to your elders helps, too. But with the way beleifs are now in this world, manners are not needed to gain power in the real world. Therefore, some families throw them out the window.

Perhaps some new limits would be more effective in the war on bad behavior. Such as being stricter. Not allowing any suspicions to go unnoticed. All assumptions are immediately dealt with minimum discipline. The more rambuntious kids are watched more carefully, and they are punished with one strike. None of this three strikes stuff. And for bribes [i.e. stickers (if your good, you get a sticker, save them up to buy stuff)] perhaps, bigger and better rewards could be used. Like lessening the amount needed to buy a homework pass. And maybe even have a deadline to use all stickers so some don't save up and still are reckless and be a nuisance.

I believe however, that all these normal kids need is a good ol' fashion whippin'. Just like in the old days, where teachers were school masters and a p.o.'ed teacher meant TROUBLE!

In conclusion, the human mind seems to push away all ideas that lead to boring situations. The normal mind always wants to have a fun time. With very few things on their mind (i.e. sex), those normal kids are basically programmed for fun times (i.e. sex). Perhaps if it was explained thouroughly to all or maybe even genetically altering a babies genes so that it will always be good when it grows up, the code of the good would become engraved in their heads and peace will reign among the human race. These are only ideas for the future, though imagintive ones at that.

My friend sat next to me while I typed this up. He told me when I started to fall asleep. I give credit to him. Visit his site he says. Call it a day.