KRANKEE'S HAPPY LAND!!
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And now for our personal HAPPY HAPPY joyfulness, a story, written in rhyme, written on an Wednesday, written by me. And all those reasons make it GOOOOOOOD! Ahemhemhem!!!
There once was a chick called Clucky B
had an owl friend by the name of Robbie Wi
Clucky was oh so lonely
“If I had one wish it would have to be
To see the sea with thee, Robbie”
And this she said to her handsome owl friend
Whom Clucky drove around the bend
So much that he could only spend
An hour with her before he slapped her round the hea…nd
But he couldn’t cos his wing was broken
So anyway as they stood on a bin
An owl and a bowl and an annoying chick-IN
They talked and they walked (not really) about Pins
Because Clucky was fascinated in him
and she was try-IN to chat HIM up dahlin.
So she picked him a flower
And pecked a lawn mower
Because she was a good sewer
And I’ve lost the rythm
and he could play the drums
“May I inquire on how you are?”
asked Robbie politely whilst perching on a bar
Clucky blinked and said “ha ha”
Twinkle twinkle little star
But then he gave her a weird look so she stopped laughing.
In eastenders they say “oooright guv”
But clucky didn’t so that’s enough!
Then suddenly Robbie fell in love
with her cos she wore a rubber glove
on her beak.
So he got a hockey stick
So she would not think him thick
But SHE was cos she bit a brick
and that’s just dumb if you ask Mick
who on a thorn his finger did prick
then one day
“MARRY ME CLUCKY B!!!” said oh so desparate owly
and Clucky was very lonely
“okay” said she
“I’ll take you to see the sea with me!” said he.
“SHE SAID OK!!” said me.
So good old Robbie bought a hat,
and went to the wedding on a flying mat
The priest was Archibald the Cheshire cat
who was really really really fat
(hence the squashing of the rat
that was randomly lying in the middle of the church)
So that was that
You little brat.
HOPE YOU LIKED IT MY FRIENDLYWIENDLYPIENDLYS!!! G2g sleepies now, its nearly 7pm!!!
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