Do you need to scratch your back?
F-6, no, no higher, F-5. Oh yes, that's so nice!!
Glue? No, it's butter on a stick, dude!
Actually, I really want to buy this chindogu.
Are your noodles too hot to eat? What? You don't have time to wait for them to cool down?
Well, don't worry, there is a chindogu for you!