The Official Macho Mesa Webpage

Welcome to Macho Mesa, the coolest site you will ever lay eyes on. Please take a look around and don't forget to sign our guest book and take our survey before you leave.

Read The Legacy of Macho Mesa

Check out this month's offical Macho Mesa Story:

It's finally here! Even though you didn't ask for it and probably don't even want it. The Macho Monthly Stories are back! So check out the conclusion to last month's installment:

North to Alaska 2

Don't forget old stories are kept in the Vault.

The Founders of Macho Mesa

(webmaster)
(creative control, story board and graphics)
(audio)
(smurfy consultant)
(storyboard consultant and troubleshooter) A Smurfy Story by Cerviche(english and spanish)
(coordinator)
(images and translation)
(image capture)
(general consultant)
By the way, we have more pics in the vault. That's if you really want to look at us more. But hey who wouldn't want to look at us?
Macho's Amigos Just as the Carebears have their Carebear Cousins, we have our Macho's Amigos. Friends of ours that will be there to help out if we're ever in need. Plus they're really cool to hang out with.
Bundy
Ese CabronDECEASED
Running Big Calf

Meet the girls of Macho Mesa. We moved 'em in after we defeated Makabendrix. You didn't really think the nine of us could live on an island with no women did you?
Natalie Turn Ons: "Karaoke"
Lisa Turn Ons: "Can't you tell?"
Katie Turn Ons: "I love Macho Mesa. Just look at this place what more could a girl ask for? Except for what happend to the first Chicas."
Holly Turn Ons: "Rodeos, I just love to ride the bull."
Jen Turn Ons: "Puppies, sunshine and guys with nice smiles."
Asia Turn Ons: "There's just something about the holidays that I really love."
Joy Turn Ons: "Working out, I just love to work up a good sweat."

In loving memory the original Chicas' pictures will be kept in the Graveyard located in the Hall of Nine Kings. Rest in Peace.
So you want to be a Machas Chica? Do you have what it takes? We'll just see about that. Email us a picture (nudity not required, but if you want to it's cool with us), and a short letter explaining why you want to be in Macho Mesa. Our address is macho_mesa@hotmail.com

VILLIANS

That's right you can finally see some of our toughest foes. Makabendrix:The evilest of evil. The original villian. Deceased, or is she?
Gordito:A big fat guy with a superiority complex. Blowin to bacon bits while trying to destroy the world.

Read The Legacy of Macho Mesa to learn the story of Macho Mesa
Check out The Hall of the Nine Kings for the low down on the Founders of Macho Mesa
Look through The Vault, the home of all things cool
And now check out our monthly Story. Old stories will be kept in the vault.
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If you would like to contact anybody here at Macho Mesa just email us at Macho_Mesa@hotmail.com

All Characters and Stories are copywritten by Cactus Comics. Pretty soon the name Macho Mesa will be a registered trademark and will be owned by Cactus Comics. Cactus Comics will also soon be trademarked.