Filename/size Description
 
ass.wav (82k) The Leprechaun: "Now that was quite a load to have to explode. What a lovely lass, I had to blow up your ass. But now I must hit the road."
 
ass2.wav (95k) Tammy: "Leave him alone! You've got what you want."
The Leprechaun: "No me dear you shall not pass. I'll raise me boot, and kick your agggggghhhhhh!!"
 
dick.wav (33k) The Leprechaun: "For pulling this trick, I'll chop off your dick!"
 
elvis.wav (157k) The Leprechaun: "Fine suit of clothes me lad!"
Elvis Impersonator: "Well thank ya, thank ya very much. Those shoes, uh, do they come in blue suede? I really like em man."
The Leprechaun: (In Elvis accent) "Well thank ya, thank ya very much!"
Elvis Impersonator: "Hey man, you do that pretty good! Next time, make sure you get paid for it."
 
fazio.wav (14k) Fazio: "FAAAAZIOOOOO!"
 
green.wav (36k) The Leprechaun: "Scott, come over to the green side."
 
jumbo.wav (151k) The Leprechaun: "Your boobs are big, your butt is small, but still you're in for quite a fall!"
Loretta: "What are you talking about?"
The Leprechaun: "Oh. Well didn't ya hear? Bigger is good, but jumbo is dear. I'll give ya boobs that come out to here!"
 
lepshit.wav (138k) Fazio: (After finding Leprechaun shit on his hand) "Oh shit!"
The Leprechaun: "A little token of my esteem, it is exactly what it seems. Made fresh daily, at exactly 9 'O Clock. It comes from my chilaney, you can keep it in a crock!"
 
madras.wav (118k) The Leprechaun: "There was an old man of Madras, whose balls were made of fine brass. In stormy weather, they both clanged together, and sparks flew out of his ass!"
 
mother.wav (72k) Tammy: "Let me go you son of a bitch!"
The Leprechaun: "Now thats no way to speak about me mother. Bless her green soul."
 
palaces.wav (98k) The Leprechaun: "Ahhh. Lovely golden palaces, completely full of riches. I'll rip em off and rob em blind, those dirty sons of bitches!"
 
vegas.wav (139k) The Leprechaun: (To Elvis music) "Vegas! My kinda town!"