Ahoy Ye Mateys!
Come on aboard thy vessel! Sorry I don't have a drawbridge,
fer ye! But, I be sure ye won't mind getting alittle wet.
Come on, it isn't all that bad....jes be careful. Ye never know
what can be lurking in these here waters. Hehehehe.. 
Hurry up now!
Welcomed aboard the "NoMaid"
