:-)	Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over ICQ.
;-)	Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said".
:-(	Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about smth. than a Frowning smilie but not quite as good as happy smilie.
:->	User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than :-)
>;->	Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
>:->	User just made really devilish remark.
:-[	A vampire
:-E	Buck-toothed vampire
:-F	Buck-toothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-7	Just made a wry statement.
:-*	Just ate something sour.
:-@	Screaming.
:-#	Wears braces.
:-&	Tongue-tied.
:-Q	Smoking.
:-?	Smoking a pipe.
:-P	Sticking out tongue.
:-S	Just made an incoherent statement.
:-D	Laughing out loud.
:-X	Lips are sealed.
:-C	Really bummed.
:-/	Skeptical.
:-o	Uh-oh.
:-9	Licking his/her lips.
:-0	No yelling! (quiet hours in the dorm) - also an orator
:-&	Spitting (tobacco).
:-1	Normal.
:-!	Normal.
:-$	Mouth wired shut.
:-%	Banker.
:-q	Trying to touch tongue to nose
:-a	Same as above on other side.
:-e	Disappointed.
:-t	Cross.
:-i	Semi-smiley.
:-]	Blockhead.
:-[	Unsmiley blockhead.
:-}	Chapped lips, or bearded.
:-{	Indifferent with moustache.
:-j	Left smiley.
:-d	Left smiley razzing reader.
:-k	Beat me.
:-\	Undecided.
:-|	Have a (nice?) day.
:-&	Real sad.
:-x	Lips are sealed.
:-c	Bummed out.
:-v	Talking head.
:-b	Stincking out tongue.
:*)	Drunk.
:^)	Has a broken nose.
:v)	Broken nose in the other direction.
:_)	Nose is sliding off his/her face.
:<)	From an Ivy League school.
:=)	Two noses.
:o)	Clown.
:u)	Funny looking nose (left).
:n)	Funny looking nose (right).
%-)	Staring at the screen for 15  hours straight.
8-)	Wearing sunglasses.
B-)	Wearing glasses (could be  horn-rims).
O-)	Megaton, cyclops, of wearing  a diving mask.
.-)	One-eyed.
,-)	Winking, one-eyed.
g-)	Ponce-nez glasses.
|-I	Sleeping.
|^o	Snoring.
|-O	Yawning.
:,(	Crying, but without a nose.
%-6	Brain dead.
8-|	Suspenseful.
::-)	Wears glasses (four eyes).
B:-)	Glasses on top of head.
8:-)	Little girl.
:-)-8	Big girl.
:-{)	Has moustache.
:-#)	Bushy moustache.
{:-)	Wears a toupee.
}:-)	Toupee in an updraft.
:-)~	Drooling.
:-~)	Has a cold.
:'-)	So happy, he/she is crying.
=:-)	Hosehead.
-:-)	Punk rocker.
+-:-)	The Pope.
':-)	Shaved off one eyebrow.
,:-)	Shaved off the other eyebrow.
O :-)	Angel.
C=:-)	Chef.
*<:-)	Wearing a Santa Claus hat.
E-:-)	Ham radio operator.
8 :-)	Wizard.
@:-)	Wearing a turban. >
[:-)	Listening to a walkman.
:-))	Double chin.
>:-)	Devil.
(:-)	Big smile.
+:-)	Priest.
:-)X	Wearing a bow tie.
<(-:	Left handed.
[:]	Robot.
:-{}	Wearing lipstick.
:'-(	Crying.
<|-)	Chinese.
<|-(	Chinese, but doesn't like  these kind of jokes.
-:-(	Real punk rockers don't smile.
@=	Pro-nuclear war.
(8-o	Mr. Bill. (From original
	Saturday Night Live)
*:o)	Bozo the Clown.
3:]	Pet smile.
3:[	Mean pet smile.
d8=	Beaver with goggles and hard  hat.
(:I	Egghead.
<:-I	Dunce.
K:P	Kid with propeller beanie.
:-:	Mutant.
X-(	Dead.
[]	Hugs.
~~:-(	Getting flamed.
O |-)	Religious.
8 :-I	Unix wizard.
>:-I	Trekkie.
3:o[	Pet clown.
8	Infinity.
:)	Standard.
:]	Gleep.
:@	Yelling.
:D	Laughing.
:I	Thinking.
:(	Sad.
:[	Really bummed.
:O	Talking loudly.
:Q	Smoking.
:*	Kissing.
|I	Sleeping.
|O	Yawning.
:P	Sticking out tongue.
=)	Have a nice day.