The
AVANT PUNK
BOOK CLUB
Tired of trying to track down books by Carlton Mellick III? Sick of the long wait from amazon.com or bugging Barnes and Noble to actually put the rotten things on their shelves? Then you should subscribe to The Avant Punk Book Club! For $55, you will get the next six Carlton Mellick III books released through Avant Punk sent directly to your home one month before their release dates! No more waiting, no more hassle. Just razor wire butt plugs all year round!
 CURRENT TITLE:
"Sausagey Santa" by Carlton Mellick III. If you sign up for the Avant Punk Book Club between 12/01/06 - 2/01/06 you will receive Sausagey Santa as your first title. About Sausagey Santa:
"For Matthew Fry, inventor of the 'Sly Guy' haircut, life at the North Pole just isn't what he expected. The elves are far too obsessed with playing Dungeons and Dragons, Frosty has a Hilter mustache made of coal, the reindeer have a tendency of exploding for no apparent reason, and Santa is a piratey mutant with a body made of sausages."
SIGN UP TODAY!
(Prices include shipping)
6 books ........... $55
12 books ........... $100
Note: these books will be released on an irregular basis, but CM3 is shooting for a bimonthly writing schedule. There might also be the occasional Mellick-approved guest Bizarro author book released through the Avant Punk Book Club, but no more than one or two of the six. The book club does not include CM3 books released through publishers besides Avant Punk Books.
You can also send payment through the mail to:
Rose O'Keefe
Eraserhead Press
205 NE Bryant
Portland, OR 97211
NEXT BOOK:
Young Adolf Hitler
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If for any reason you wish to substitute one of the upcoming Avant Punk Book Club books for a previously published Avant Punk book, please contact publisher@eraserheadpress.com
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