SATAN BURGER an anti-novel by Carlton Mellick III "This generation's Vonnegut!" - Vincent Sakowski "An utterly fascinating, inventive and oftentimes hilarious read." - Margaret Marr, AAS Reviews Absurd philosophies, dark surrealism, and the end of the human race . . . God hates you. All of you. He closed the gates of Heaven and wants you to rot on Earth forever. Not only that, he is repossesing your souls and feeding them to a large vagina-like machine called the Walm - an interdimensional doorway that brings His New Children into the world. He loves these new children, but He doesn't love you. They are more interesting than you. They are beautiful, psychotic, magical, sex-crazed, and deadly. They are turning your cities into apocalyptic chaos, and there's nothing you can do about it ... Featuring: a narrator who sees his body from a third-person perspective, a man whose flesh is dead but his body parts are alive and running amok, an overweight messiah, the personal life of the Grim Reaper, lots of classy sex and violence, and a motley group of squatter punks that team up with the devil to find their place in a world that doesn’t want them anymore. ISBN: 0-9713572-3-4 — 236 PAGES — $14.95 READ REVIEWS OF SATAN BURGER READ AN EXCERPT CARLTON MELLICK III is a rising name in the cult underground for his unique blend of darkly bizarre punk fantasy and sacrilegious satire. He gushed into the scene in 1999 with his anti- novel, ELECTRIC JESUS CORPSE, an epic of the bizarre in twelve parts. Over 70 of his stories have appeared in magazines, anthologies, online journals, and have been collected into two chapbooks and a forthcoming paperback, SUNSET WITH A BEARD. He currently resides in Portland, Oregon, with 156 zombie movies and a pickled sausage collection. To learn more about Carlton Mellick III, check out his official website. AVAILABLE IN TRADE PAPERBACK! Buy this book at Barnes and Noble or Amazon.com RETURN TO: