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Morphing (Is So Hard to Do)

Words © by Chris Dickenson and Deborah Baudoin
Music © by Neil Sedaka (Breaking Up is Hard to Do)

You tell me you're upstanding,
A saintly path you've trod,
The law-abiding leader
Of the Promenade.

Doo dooby
Down dooby doo down down
Comma comma down
Dooby doo down down
Down on DS-Nine
Dooby doo down down
Morphing is so hard to do!

Don't push your luck today with me.
Eighteen hours I've been 3-D.
Been Bajoran the whole day through
And morphing is so hard to do.

So, look out, Quark, I'm watching you.
Your dice are loaded and your drinks are, too.
You hit on Dax and Kira, too.
So what am I supposed to do?

You say the Promenade is as pure as the snow.
Well, that's because of Constable Odo.
Just 'cuz I sleep in a pail,
It doesn't mean that I can't throw your sorry ass inside my jail!

I'm warning you Don't go too far.
What's that you're hiding behind that bar?
I never know just what you'll do,
That's why I'm always watching you.

Dooby doo down down
Comma comma down
Dooby doo down down
Down on DS-Nine
Dooby doo down down
Morphing is so hard to do!