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NEWS! - A little past 2pm Fritz was in the local park gathering flowers. Jaboo spotted Fritz and decided to investigate. Fritz gave the flowers to Jaboo. After receiving the flowers, Jaboo punched Fritz to the ground and proceeded to kick his ribs. Fritz beaten and bruised lays in the grass losing blood and gaining wisdom. Jaboo, being the THUG that he is, leaves Fritz as if he were dead. Jaboo raced to Pep with a smile on his face. After hearing this tragic story Pep decided to call The Fat Wise Man. He dialed the number and got the answering machine. Pep, being ill tempered, became furious and tracked The Fat Wise Man down. When Pep found him enjoying his vacation, he pulled out a 12" butcher-knife. The Fat Wise Man found himself on the ground being stabbed simultaniously by Pep. Then with a finishing swipe Pep cut The Fat Wise Mans "MEMBER" off. After that The fat Wise Man Killed himself after losing his life-time membership to his "MEMBER". A couple days later Pep came runing to Fritz and Jaboo to tell them the good news. After thatbit of information Fritz was overwelmed with joy and felt rejuvinated. The Fat Wise Man is officially dead. His name is never to be spoken in the Alternate World Again. - NEWS! -
