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Egg Sucking

This event is as you might imagine, a contest to determine who could suck an egg the fastest, given standard-size holes in top and bottom. Contestants were given bowls to spit in if they so chose, so Salmonella poisoning was a voluntary-risk activity, although it proved to be a winning strategy to swallow, eliminating precious moments taken to expectorate.

Egg Sucking

This picture illustrates the many differing egg-sucking techniques. Those who got gravity on their side clearly had an edge on the rest of us, both mentally and sucking-wise.

8 seconds and not a drop left over...

I'm proud to say that among the many assets that Art's bringing to this marriage, he's a world-beating egg sucker. Here's the moment of victory, twice as fast as his nearest competitor.

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