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                Why did the Chicken cross the road?
 
Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more
chickens have to cross the road before you
believe it?

Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat,
the chicken did *not* cross the road.

Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone
ever think to ask, "What the heck was this*chicken*
doing walking around all over the place anyway?"

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will
not only cross roads, but it will lay eggs, file your important
documents AND balance your checkbook. Unfortunately,
when it divides 3 by 2 it gets 1.4999999999.

Oliver Stone: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
But is rather, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we
overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man.
The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample
him and keep him down.

Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
cross roads without having their motives called intoquestion.

Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road,
and that was good enough for us.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved
beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of
reference.

Buddha: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.

Colonel Sanders: I missed one?

Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.

Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find
out why it crossed the road.

Darwin #1: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected
in such a way that they are now genetically
dispositioned to cross roads.

Darwin #2: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

Saddam Hussein #1: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on
it.

Saddam Hussein #2: It is the Mother of all Chickens.

O.J.Simpson: It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.

Joseph Stalin: I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelet.

Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed,
I've not been told!

Darth Vader: Chicken, I am your father.

Homer Simpson: Mmmmmmm, chicken!