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Clinton, the Butt of the Jokes! New Jokes added 9/23/98
What will Bill Clinton be known as when he leaves the White House?
The President after Bush.
Do you know who Hillary has asked to stay at the White House?
Lorena Bobbit
Why is Clinton so Interested in events in the Middle East?
He thinks the Gaza Strip is a topless bar.
What is the name of Monica Lewinsky's new book?
My Taste for Power.
What is Bill's definition of safe sex?
When Hillary is out of town.
How does Bill keep Monica Lewinsky away from the White House?
He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a dog?
A dog chases his own tail.
What is Bill's favorite card game?
Poker
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
CHELSEA
What did Bill Clinton say when Paula Jones went public with her story?
NOW she decides to open her mouth.
What is Bill's favorite toy?
An Erector Set.
What does Bill say to Hillary aftr a romantic interlude?
Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes.
Why does Bill cheat on Hillary?
He wants to be on top.
Whats the difference between the Secret Service and Janet Reno?
There are some things the Secret Service son't do to protect the President
What game did Bill Clinton want Paula Jones to play?
Swallow the leader.
What is Bill's worst nightmare?
An intern with braces.
How did Bill Clinton paralyze Hillary from the waist down?
He married her.
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What is Clinton's number one training excercise for interns?
Tounge Twisters.
Why did Clinton cross the road?
To get to the intern on the other side, of course.
Whats the definition of an Arkansas Virgin?
A girl that can run faster than the Governor.
What was Clinton's last gift to Monica?
Spot Remover.
Did you hear Clinton is declaring a new National Bird?
The Spread Eagle.
What is Bills favorite T.V. Show?
Leave it to Beaver.
How can you tell you've just had sex with Bill Clinton?
You've got french fries in your hair and Vernon Jordan is handing you a job application.
What's Bill's favorite brand of potato chips?
Lays
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