R O O S T E R
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new
stud rooster for his chicken coop.
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and
"OK old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies,
"Come on, surely you cannot
handle all of these chickens. Look what it has done
to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens
over in the corner?"
The young rooster says,
"Beat it: You are washed up
and I am taking over."
The old rooster says,
"I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins
gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs.
"You know you don't stand
a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give
you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him.
They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young
rooster has closed the gap.
He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on
the front porch when he sees the roosters running by.
The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the
young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head
"Dammit..... third fag rooster I bought this month."
Moral of this story? ...
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, wisdom, and a
little treachery always overcome youth and arrogance!