Andy Stultz's Asylum

The whole world's gone MAD!

So you think you want to know more about this man? Are you sure you know what you're letting yourself in for? This is no ordinary human being. Why do I say that? Because I know he was, in fact, born to be wild, in the darkest recess of Nottingham, way back in the halcyon days of 1964.

A Collection of Pictures

Guinness Hot Chocolate Spice is Nice Big Mouth


The Eagle is about to Land

But unhurt Can I go again?

(Doesn't he look good for his age, NOT)

Having survived several assassination attempts, he was whisked to the larger, more cosmopolitan hiding place of London (where I'm currently living) in 1967. Even then he was not safe. Malcolm X was gone, Kennedy was gone and Martin Luther King in danger. Even at such a tender age his enemies knew he was dangerous to their cause and would get increasingly more dangerous with age. So they had to try to stop him.

At the age of three their first attempt failed miserably and all they actually managed to do was to give him tonsillitis. A small tonsillectomy later and he was ready for them.

At the age of nine they tried again. This time however they succeeded only in putting him in hospital for eight weeks by hitting him with a bus. Tough huh? He certainly was. And all the time he was just getting tougher and tougher.

When he reached the age of thirteen they tried again. This time it was an unconventional attempt because they actually fooled him (hard to believe I know) into putting his hand through a glass window. This resulted in the severing of the secondary artery in his right arm. Another millimetre or two and it would have cut the main artery in his arm.

What were they going to try next?

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Let's PARTY. You know you want to. It's easy. Just let the music take control.

Let you body move. Come on, express yourself. You'll feel good, very good. Not quite as good as I do maybe.

But then, that's 'cos I'm MAD! Don't you wanna get busy? TAFKAP Links. Let's get FUNKY!!! Get WILD!!!

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