Things to Put in Your E-mail Signature:
You can find on the Internet huge files of art and cat-related sayings to insert at the bottom of your E-mail messages. Here are some of those sayings, as provided by Noel Starr on America Online.
Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN Eat MS Mouse instead (Y/n)?y
Cats know exactly how you feel. They don't give a damn, but they know!
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy
Never underestimate the power of a purr
Cat (n.) - Furry keyboard cover
They say cats are dumb, but when have you seen eight cats pulling a sled?
Reincarnation ? Can I come back as my cat?
C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^
Meowy Catmus and a Happy Mew Year!
A cat's sworn duty is to thoroughly investigate anything new
Helping is sitting in the middle of everything and looking totally unconcerned
Meowy Kissmouse!
Purrs on earth, good will to all cats
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
... Blessed are the purr in heart ...
Here are a few that really hit home!
I haven't lost my mind, I know it's backed up on a disk SOMEWHERE
FILE NOT FOUND: Call spouse, ask her where you left it last
Gone crazy, back later. Please leave a message
Feel lucky? Update your software
USER ERROR -- Replace User, then hit any key to continue
Cat Ascii Art for E-mail Signatures
There are numerous sites on the Internet where you can download ascii art, also known as "signature art" that you insert at the bottom of E-mail messages (you know, those funny little drawings formed of keyboard characters)
You'll find more cat net surfer tips in Judy's book "Internet for Cats." Catch 'ya in the bitstream, baby! -- Bubbles the Cat. You can write to Bubbles and his coauthor Judy at judyheim@execpc.com.
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