Be Warned: These theories are based on totally ill-conceived ideas and should not in any way be implemented in one's daily life for risk of a severe decline in personal hygiene.
These theories are totally original (with the exception of the germ theory which was invented by an immediate family member anyway) and although you might know someone else who says this...
WE THOUGHT OF IT FIRST!!!
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Various Theories:
The Germ Theory
The Friends Theory
The Ice Cube Theory
