Your shape and label
Are the same as your friends,
But when it comes to colour,
You don't follow trends.

When we fill out our tax returns,
They like us to use blue or black.
Bugger the tax guys!!
They're really slack!!

Your green ink is groovy
You're very unique!
In fact, you're so perfect,
You don't even squeak!!!

I know it's not normal
For pens to squeak anyway,
But I needed a rhyming word,
So "squeak"'s here to stay! (so there!)

Your plastic is sexy,
Your metal is tense,
O pen you are so groovy!
I can't believe you only cost 60¢!!!

A VERY SILLY POEM BY ESTHER COLE