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Heidi's Movie Reviews


Heidi's Movie Review Foundation:


Founded in 1998 by a deprived young girl named Heidi who had never seen a "decent" movie in her life, the Heidi's Movie Reviews Foundation was created to inform others of what they were missing out on.

"Not watching these movies is a crime", says renowned movie expert J. Freeman. "Every single one of these movies is a fundamental part of our society. To not watch them is 'unAmerican'".

Each movie is watched and analyzed by Heidi and then given a complete review. After being reviewed, it is given an appropriate amount of points (hot tamales) in accordance with the quality of the story and the performance of the actors.

This foundation was started by uneducated, naive, ignorant movie watchers like Heidi. But it is now here to inform and educate people so that we can live in a safer more powerful country - the United States of America.



  Hot Tamale Scale

() - you suck for making me watch this
() () - not worth the $3 rental fee
() () () - tolerable, not worth seeing twice
() () () () - pretty good suggestion
() () () () () - i love you for making me watch this
Movies Reviewed:


Email: jfreeman@law.tulane.edu