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97 Requisites for JP's Woman

1. Loyal 
2. nice calves 
3. tolerant 
4. open minded 
5. smart 
6. smart ass 
7. appreciates other smart asses 
8. at least 5'6" (but i am negotiable on this one) 
9. athletic 
10. wears glasses at least once in a while 
11. not a big make-up person 
12. looks good in sweats and a tee-shirt and a cap 
13. can ponytail 
14. smells nice even without perfume 
15. can hold a decent conversation about nothing at all 
16. accepting of my 2 left feet 
17. "bouncy" but not "too bouncy" 
18. willing to learn
19. willing to teach 
20. someone my mom likes 
21. would be a good role model/confidor for tricia and "the Y" 
22. does what's right even if its not the easiest thing to do 
    (*sniff* anyone smell Kant here?) 
23. demanding but not too overwhelming 
24. can deal with my addiction to Velveeta 
25. doesn't mind staying home/going out i.e. not addicted to 
    either 
26. accepting of my friends 
27. as good a friend as a love 
28. knows when i need a backrub 
29. duh, gives me that backrub (see 27) 
30. likes foot massages 
31. loves to laugh 
32. recognizes that i am not perfect but is willing to help me 
    get there 
33. no physical deformities 
34. willing to try sushi 
35. can to that sexy "i want you" look that nala gives simba in 
    "the lion king"  (please no comments on this one ;) 
36. likes to get dressed up and go out once in a while 
37. can dress me so i dont look stupid 
38. doesnt always make me pay 
39. stands by her beliefs 
40. has a "dark side" 
41. competitive 
42. good sport 
43. clingy but not too clingy 
44. better than me at certain things 
45. someone i admire 
46. doesnt feel embarassed when i act like a goof in public i.e. 
    plays along with it 
47. likes 80's comedies (caddyshack, fletch, et al) 
48. not a big smoker 
49. sharing 
50. can hang with my relatives without me with her all the time. 
51. doesnt mind the occational off color remark 
52. likes museums and stuff 
53. likes picnics 
54. not threatened by any of my other friendships 
55. does her on thing and lets me do mine 
56. no excessive body piercings 
57. can make me laugh 
58. not afraid of committment 
59. doesn't want to rush into a committment 
60. enjoys taking the occational nap 
61. a little bit goofy 
62. looks at least decent in lycra 
63. will accept my former life as a dweeb 
64. no VD's/STD's 
65. can watch sports with me every so often 
66. knows when to say when 
67. likes at least one song by The Cure (friday i'm in love does 
    not count) 
68. doesnt talk just to hear herself talk 
69. likes cartoons 
70. helps keep me honest 
71. has decent manners 
72. will eat dessert 
73. shaves her legs and any other appropriate areas of her body 
74. doesnt mind it when she is sweaty 
75. patient with people 
76. doesnt make fun of the names i plan on giving my pets 
   (gilgamesh or quetzelquoatal would make a good name for a skunk) 
77. doesnt mind my prediliction for flat, room temperature soda 
78. willing to pillow fight 
79. can watch A&E or Discovery every so often 
80. has at least heard of Kant and/or Aquinas 
81. can name at least 4 countries in Europe 
82. not in as much debt as me 
83. not a hippie/deadhead/Phish-fan 
84. doesnt have more children than my mother 
85. likes swedish fish 
86. knows how to change a flat tire 
87. doesn't dip 
88. female from birth 
89. can fit into my clothing 
90. realizes i am human and will make mistakes 
91. likes zoos 
92. not addicted to any controlled substances 
93. has some cute little quirk that comes up when she is nervous 
94. owns a pair of tennis/running shoes that she wears because 
    they are "comfy" and not "stylish" 
95. plays cards 
96. can tolerate my admiration for sharks 
97. teaches intro theology at Delbarton 
Email: jfreeman@law.tulane.edu