97 Requisites for JP's Woman
1. Loyal
2. nice calves
3. tolerant
4. open minded
5. smart
6. smart ass
7. appreciates other smart asses
8. at least 5'6" (but i am negotiable on this one)
9. athletic
10. wears glasses at least once in a while
11. not a big make-up person
12. looks good in sweats and a tee-shirt and a cap
13. can ponytail
14. smells nice even without perfume
15. can hold a decent conversation about nothing at all
16. accepting of my 2 left feet
17. "bouncy" but not "too bouncy"
18. willing to learn
19. willing to teach
20. someone my mom likes
21. would be a good role model/confidor for tricia and "the Y"
22. does what's right even if its not the easiest thing to do
(*sniff* anyone smell Kant here?)
23. demanding but not too overwhelming
24. can deal with my addiction to Velveeta
25. doesn't mind staying home/going out i.e. not addicted to
either
26. accepting of my friends
27. as good a friend as a love
28. knows when i need a backrub
29. duh, gives me that backrub (see 27)
30. likes foot massages
31. loves to laugh
32. recognizes that i am not perfect but is willing to help me
get there
33. no physical deformities
34. willing to try sushi
35. can to that sexy "i want you" look that nala gives simba in
"the lion king" (please no comments on this one ;)
36. likes to get dressed up and go out once in a while
37. can dress me so i dont look stupid
38. doesnt always make me pay
39. stands by her beliefs
40. has a "dark side"
41. competitive
42. good sport
43. clingy but not too clingy
44. better than me at certain things
45. someone i admire
46. doesnt feel embarassed when i act like a goof in public i.e.
plays along with it
47. likes 80's comedies (caddyshack, fletch, et al)
48. not a big smoker
49. sharing
50. can hang with my relatives without me with her all the time.
51. doesnt mind the occational off color remark
52. likes museums and stuff
53. likes picnics
54. not threatened by any of my other friendships
55. does her on thing and lets me do mine
56. no excessive body piercings
57. can make me laugh
58. not afraid of committment
59. doesn't want to rush into a committment
60. enjoys taking the occational nap
61. a little bit goofy
62. looks at least decent in lycra
63. will accept my former life as a dweeb
64. no VD's/STD's
65. can watch sports with me every so often
66. knows when to say when
67. likes at least one song by The Cure (friday i'm in love does
not count)
68. doesnt talk just to hear herself talk
69. likes cartoons
70. helps keep me honest
71. has decent manners
72. will eat dessert
73. shaves her legs and any other appropriate areas of her body
74. doesnt mind it when she is sweaty
75. patient with people
76. doesnt make fun of the names i plan on giving my pets
(gilgamesh or quetzelquoatal would make a good name for a skunk)
77. doesnt mind my prediliction for flat, room temperature soda
78. willing to pillow fight
79. can watch A&E or Discovery every so often
80. has at least heard of Kant and/or Aquinas
81. can name at least 4 countries in Europe
82. not in as much debt as me
83. not a hippie/deadhead/Phish-fan
84. doesnt have more children than my mother
85. likes swedish fish
86. knows how to change a flat tire
87. doesn't dip
88. female from birth
89. can fit into my clothing
90. realizes i am human and will make mistakes
91. likes zoos
92. not addicted to any controlled substances
93. has some cute little quirk that comes up when she is nervous
94. owns a pair of tennis/running shoes that she wears because
they are "comfy" and not "stylish"
95. plays cards
96. can tolerate my admiration for sharks
97. teaches intro theology at Delbarton
Email: jfreeman@law.tulane.edu