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PHIL_G GASMS
HAVING SEX: CAN LEAD TO:
with someone you hate AbhorGasm
with someone you worship AdoreGasm
with a tuna AlbacoreGasm
with a tree ArborGasm
prior to having breakfast BeforeGasm
with a tennis star Bjorn BorGasm
with a wild pig BoarGasm
with a hockey star Bobby OrrGasm
with Bill Gates BoreGasm
with your spouse ChoreGasm
with a fashion designer Christian DiorGasm
with once, twice, three times a lady CommodoreGasm
with an apple CoreGasm
with a town in eastern France Cote D'orGasm
with a half-human, half-machine CyborGasm
with someone you can't stand DeploreGasm
with a has-been celebrity Dinah ShoreGasm
with a prehistoric creature DinosaurGasm
with an entryway DoorGasm
with underwear DrawerGasm
with a british actor Dudley MooreGasm
in a South American country EcuadorGasm
with a disney character EeyoreGasm
a second time EncoreGasm
on a Star Wars planet EndoreGasm
while searching for something ExploreGasm
on the carpet FloorGasm
while golfing ForeGasm
with 3 other people FourGasm
in a pickup truck Four on the FloorGasm
plentifully GaloreGasm
with a reptile GatorGasm
with the Vice-President GoreGasm
in the frost HoarGasm
in a cigar box HumidorGasm
with Bobby IgnoreGasm
with Dr. Frankenstein's helper IgorGasm
while begging ImploreGasm
with a retriever LabradorGasm
near San Francisco LivermoreGasm
with an aging beauty queen Liz TaylorGasm
while telling folk tales LoreGasm
with jarheads Marine CorpGasm
with the leader of your city MayorGasm
with a dead president Millard FillmoreGasm
with children MinorGasm
mythical creatures MinotaurGasm
Catholic officials MonsignorGasm
once again MoreGasm
in a canoe OarGasm
on an oil rig OffshoreGasm
when alternatives exist OrGasm
with your mistress ParamourGasm
with a juvenile comedian Pauly ShoreGasm
with small cakes Petit FourGasm
with fluorescent materials Phosphorgasm
when you're broke PoorGasm
with an opening in your skin PoreGasm
while filling your glass PourGasm
while in harmony with someone RapportGasm
while shaving RazorGasm
while copying files from a backup RestoreGasm
with a lion RoarGasm
with a glass-eyed entertaner Sammy Davis JuniorGasm
during a football game ScoreGasm
with Antonio Banderas SenorGasm
by the seaside ShoreGasm
with chocolate and marshmallows S'moreGasm
while asleep SnoreGasm
while flying SoarGasm
in a sinful old place Sodom & GommorGasm
with John Holmes SoreGasm
with a fungal cell SporeGasm
while shopping StoreGasm
while cussing SworeGasm
with Pavarotti TenorGasm
with the God of lightning ThorGasm
with a virgin ToreGasm
with a bullfighter ToreadorGasm
with a strolling minstrel TroubadorGasm
with Henry VIII TudorGasm
in the Mongolian Peoples Republic Ulan BatorGasm
while at battle WarGasm
that you paid for WhoreGasm
long ago YoreGasm
with a hungarian prima donna Zsa Zsa GaborGasm
Last Updated on 1/2/98
By Phil_G
Brandybuckgasms
On the Night (cept in asia) of Dec 29, the trivia room erupted in an
hours long spontaneous orgasm. The results were a hilarious display of wit
and angonizing PUNishment. I tried to post who said each one first, so
if you think someone else got credit for your pun, it was a repeat.
Speaking of repitition, you'll notice some. I felt the delivery was
different enough to warrant a second posting.
If anyone is offended about the personal ones... I apologize .. It was
all done in fun. (And frankly I have no farkin idea what's going on
between some of y'all anyway!!!!) (hehee)
Included also is WHERE THE WHOLE THING STARTED!!! it was a typo if you
can buy that. A typo Richie took advantage of .. or was it JC? ... It
wasn't ME! (Gazes at the sky with wide innocent eyes)
Obviously, the "you say" is Me, BRANDYBUCK. (Who else would go through
all this trouble for a ribald laugh?)
Brandybuck .... DAMMIT!
You say, "WHO IS THE AMERICAN MEMBER OF MONTY PYTHON"
Jclark5 says, "gilliasm"
You say, "WTG JC .. I ASSUME YOU MEAN GILLIAM"
Richietwo :gettin excited at monty movies = havin a gilliasm?
Jclark5 says, "WHAT WEIRD ASS HORROR FLICK FEATURED NASTASSIA KINSKI AS A CHICK
WHO CHANGED INTO A CAT?"
TypeONegativ says, "cat people"
Richietwo says, "catgasm's"
You say, "pussygasms?"
NightPoet_ Skydivers have airgasms!
TypeONegativ during bad sex I have boregasms
The_Pimpbot when sex hurts, soregasm
You say, "sex with chocolate or by the campfire s'moregasm"
Ontarioan Yes and Tennis players have Bjorn Borgasms...
The_Pimpbot janitors have mop the floorgasms
Ontarioan race car drivers have four-on-the-floorgasms...
MareSid says, "Maresid has Moregasms"
Ontarioan nymphos have gimme-moregasms
Itri2 says, "drunks have liquor storegasms"
The_Pimpbot when someone makes you do it, its a choregasm
TypeONegativ had a wet dream, achieved snoregasm
Ontarioan hockey players have Bobby Orrgasms
The_Pimpbot vice president has Goregasm (yeah right)
TypeONegativ sex with 2nd lady, Tipper Goregasm
You say, "sex in a canoe ... oargasms"
TypeONegativ had sex at the Masters tourney, had a Foregasm
Itri2 says, "lions have roargasms"
Kaysei says, "Pigs have boargasms"
Itri2 says, "unemployed have poorgasms"
Itri2 says, "rock bands have tourgasms"
Itri2 is having a rolling on the floorgasm
TypeONegativ had to pay for sex and reached a whoregasm
Kaysei says, "If your hubby's cheating on you, his girlfriend has Yourgasms."
Itri2 says, "when bobby bugs me he gets an ignoregasm"
Phil___G says, "sex on the beach - shoregasm"
You say, "sex with a jock .. scoregasms"
TypeONegativ screwed an apple and had a coregasm
Dankuveddymuth says, "DE JA VU-- Doneitbeforegasm"
Phil___G says, "sex with god of lightning - thorgasm"
Phil___G says, "sex while shopping - storegasm"
Richietwo has a muscle spasmgasm
MareSid bangs into the wall and says I missed my Door Gasm
TypeONegativ bullfighters have toreadorgasms
Itri2 says, "ferns have sporegasms"
Dankuveddymuth says, "sex in a cave... chasmgasm"
Phil___G says, "do it one more time - encorgasm"
Kaysei says, "sex somewhere over the rainbow - prismgasm"
Superay says, "Can't remember when I did it last is a Ronald Reaganism?"
Dankuveddymuth says, "sex with a magician... abracagasm"
Seoulful_Eyes says, "multiples.......galorgasms"
You say, "sex with a disney character .. eeyoregasm"
Richietwo has a can'trememberwhenthelasttimegasm
Phil___G says, "sex with someone you hate - deplorgasm"
TypeONegativ :or abhorgasm
Itri2 says, "beg for it - imploregasm
The_Pimpbot old sex, dinosaurgasm
You say, "sex with a talk show host .. dinah shoregasm"
Kaysei or oprahgasm
The_Pimpbot sex with a weazel, pauley shoregasm
Phil___G says, "gaborgasm?"
TypeONegativ definitely sex with Green Acres character - Eva Gaborgasm
Kaysei says, "sex with Mike Tyson - eargasm"
Kaysei says, "sex with Pimpbot - cyborgasm - hee hee"
Richietwo with Dr. Laura nogasm
Itri2 says, "sex with the last few - beendonebeforegasm"
Crissypooh says, "gardening equipment: lawnmowergasm"
Seoulful_Eyes says, "sex with Mares.......maregasm"
Richietwo sex with mares revised; roomgasm
Dankuveddymuth says, "sex with antonio banderas--senorgasm"
Ontarioan sex on the golf course....fore!gasms....
The_Pimpbot sex that you made up in a story, Loregasm
Seoulful_Eyes says, "sex with the fantasic four fourgasm"
The_Pimpbot says, "Sex in a Edgar Allen Poe poem, NeverMoregasm"
Ontarioan Poe also wrote about Lenoregasms...
Superay says, "sex with a Klingon----Worfgasm...."
Itri2 waves bonjourgasm
Seoulful_Eyes says, "sex with Bill Gates boregasm"
Phil___G says, "kinky sex - sodom and gommorasm"
Phil___G says, "sex with fashion designer - diorgasm"
The_Pimpbot says, "sex with a singer, trubadorgasm"
Dankuveddymuth says, "sex with pavarotti"
Dankuveddymuth says, "tenorgasm"
Phil___G says, "sex with a tuna - albacorgasm"
Crissypooh says, "sex with Henry VIII=tudorgasm"
Kaysei says, "WHO STARTED THIS anyways ?"
Seoulful_Eyes . o O ( damn we are creative )
Seoulful_Eyes looks at Senga and has multiple boregasms
Senga0 hey......what did I do to deserve that Seoul
Seoulful_Eyes says, "no sex with Merc would be aerogasms"
Ontarioan so, do Jewish folks have menorrahgasms this time of year?
Superay says, "sex in a Star Trek teleporter is teleporgasm........"
Seoulful_Eyes says, "sex with Kathy Lee Gifford.......gifforgasms"
You say, "sex using alternative enegry .. solargasm"
Phil___G says, "sex with my dog - labradorgasm"
Seoulful_Eyes says, "sad sex forlorngasms"
Pimpbot says, "Sex with a presidents wife, elanorgasm"
Crissypooh says, "sex with a star trek machine=borgasm"
The_Pimpbot sex in the past, days of yoregasm
Phil___G says, "sex with a guy with a glass eye - sammy davis juniorgasm?"
You say, "booted out the doorgasm, jumper"
Med_Head says, "kinda like fall thru the floorgasm?"
You say, "sex with a trivver .. excaliburgasms"
You say, "sex with antoher trivver .. kaisergasms"
Phil___G says, "equatorgasm!!"
You say, "sex with a mythical beast .. minotaurgasm"
Phil___G is unable to stop the --gasm stuff
DaSidhe loves the gasm stuff, gotta get em while ya can
BluRaine says, "caesergasm? (seize her gasm?)"
Phil___G says, "ecuadorgasm?"
HappiFox says, "sex as a virgin...sorgasm"
Phil___G says, "no happi...thats torgasm"
HappiFox says, "sex with a viking....thorgasm"
HappiFox says, "works for virgins too..."i'm tho thor""
BluRaine says, "sex with a lemon... sourgasm"
Clueless_couch says, "sex at yellowstone=== gaisergasm"
You say, "sex with liz taylorgasm"
Pfefferneusse says, "sex w/self = egogasm"
BluRaine says, "first sex act... protogasm"
BluRaine says, "oops, was thinking protoplasm"
DaSidhe says, "sex with a ghost= ectogasm"
KaiserSojcze says, "Sex with an epileptic...spasmgasm"
HappiFox says, "or sex in x-ray machine....gamma gasm"
Phil___G says, "typingasm"
Jumpertoo says, "typogasm"
DaSidhe says, "gijoegasm"
DaSidhe says, "dr. whogasm"
Kes_trel says, "sex in the movies...CINEMAGASM"
Jclark5 says, "sex with bo derek.....dudleymooregasm"
Raine says, "half an orgasm... demimorgasm"
Papapoule says, "half an orgasm, but what a half--demi moorgasm"
KaiserSojcze says, "can't remember what any kind of gasm feels like"
Clueless_couch says, "then go have a lonergasm and remember"
You say, "sex with a Cartwright lornegasm"
DaSidhe says, "Ethanol Mertzgasm"
HappiFox says, "sex in the pool--chlorgasm"
Jclark5 says, "FDR sex.........eleneaorgasm"
Clueless_couch says, "sex with me.. furnituregasm"
HappiFox says, "sex without you...floorgasm"
You say, "sex with a nebraskan ....CORNgasm (we call it Maize)"
DaSidhe what no Taft gasm
Phil___G says, "millard fillmorgasm is close to taft"
Banshee-33 shivers at thought of Taft and sex
Clueless_couch says, "sex that releases all the evil.. pandorgasm"
BluRaine . o O ( sex with a Chinese bear... pandorgasm. )
You say, "sex with blake edwards .. pink panthorgasm"
Phil___G says, "woody allens sex life-minorgasm"
Seoulful_Eyes says, "hey I like minorgasms"
Banshee-33 likes any orgasm!!!
KaiserSojcze says, "sex with pirates...aaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgasm"
HappiFox says, "sex with homer---dohgasm"
Seoulful_Eyes says, "slow sex lagasm"
BluRaine says, "could also be medieval knight+dame sex... feudagasm"
Kes_trel says, "gin after sex...sloegasm"
KaiserSojcze says, "Sex with monopoly..Parker Brothorgasm"
Kes_trel says, "sex with a Stooge....Moegasm"
BluRaine says, "doggy-sex... rovergasm
Clueless_couch says, "pre-ejaculator= beforegasm"
KaiserSojcze says, "sex in a christmas carol...Ebineezorgasm"
BluRaine says, "lol.... sex on the 9 pins... bowlergasm"
DaSidhe says, "Why teddy bears cant have children - cottonballgasm"
Clueless_couch says, "what would happen if cootchie face and pudding pants got
together?"
Clueless_couch says, "smeargasm?"
Kes_trel says, "finding three guys in your bed...fourgasm!"
Phyl1 can't believe gasm is still theme
And it appears to continue. Thanks Brandy.
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